I have plenty for this week, with which I will wait until it calms down, but as a teaser, have an exchange between Mrs Vagabond and I in the first week of our relationship.
A Vagabond: *wurbles on about something or other*

Mrs Vagabond: You're weird.

A Vagabond: I'm not weird! It's everyone else who's weird!

Mrs Vagabond: Well you're the only boy I've ever met with two mummies, two daddies and another one on the way.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 12:07, 26 replies)

I like the word 'wurble'.
Can I have partial rights to its usage?
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 12:47, closed)

Maybe some kind of licensing deal
involving you being allowed to use it under the proviso that you have to hum "ride of the Valkyries" within the same 15 second period.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 12:53, closed)

and wearing a crazy hat!
RaNDoM lololol
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 13:48, closed)

Not particularly
I think Intel got there first with this one.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 16:14, closed)

classic

( WormuIus, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 13:18, closed)

Fascinating.
Tell me more.
( Zuowan, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 13:18, closed)

So your story is 'I talk to my wife'?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 13:21, closed)

Mrs Vagabond is wittier, sharper, and funnier than you could ever possibly hope to be.
When you grow out of your teens and move out of your mum's house, you too might meet a lady - possibly even one you don't have to pay to have sex with you.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 13:28, closed)

Classic Vagabonding here.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 13:29, closed)

You just got Vagabowned

( Theoban What of it, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 13:31, closed)

Hahaha
You know - you're right.

I am fucking marvellous.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 13:33, closed)

Make a picture of yourself in the rain to celebrate.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 13:34, closed)

I might just do that, actually.
Or just have a nice wank.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 13:36, closed)

even your penis hates you.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 13:37, closed)

Not so much that I'd cut it off.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 13:44, closed)

So are you saying that if AB was a bit wittier, sharper and moer funny.... you would dump your misses to go out with him?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 13:39, closed)

Of course.
He's got a lovely set of pixels.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 13:43, closed)

Well, I just don't see why you were comparing your misses to AB, that's all.
No need to be nasty with your sarcasm towards me.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 13:57, closed)

No sarcasm, old bean, no nastiness - fear not.
I was just trying (and failing, as per usual) to be funny.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 14:03, closed)

I'm not 10 years old =(

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 14:08, closed)

You sound it :D

(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 15:33, closed)

It's a pity she doesn't ghostwrite your QOTW answers for you then.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 14:34, closed)

Or yours.
Oh.

Wait a minute ...
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 14:50, closed)

Oh man
what happened next?
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 13:44, closed)

He scooted online straight away to let us know what she said

( Theoban What of it, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 13:50, closed)

Thrilling.

( Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 21:26, closed)