Walse
It was the summer of 2005, and my GCSP PE class were going away for a week to Wales, On the first night we all decided to stay awake all night as this is what you did at 16, About one in the morning we all was pretty boarded so we headed out the front of the cabbing's we were staying in to play abit of rugby, After Five min or so the noise had raised and we had woken are head of year, after being sent back to bed I desided it wasnt time to rest just yet, got my best firend out of bed and we headed out for a walk. About a mile down the road we came across a farm with a heard of sheep in the field were it hit me, Lets take the sheep back to the camp with us I said to Adam, Why? Why not?.
So we started passing them over the low wall and begange walking back the the camp site(just to point out... herding sheep is fucking hard)
Once we arived back I wasnt quite happy with what I had done and was worryed the farmer may drive past and see them I conviced my mate to climb thought the window of are head of years cabbing, Once inside he opened the door and I lead the sheep in, Come six in the morning me and my firended headed outside and sat on the fence to watch the mayhem unravel.... unforcently this was the bit I reget, there was no denying it really was there 2 people sat waiting for the scream how oh no it wasnt us :)


new one.. what was i thinking dislexic and postin on b3ta never a good idea... lesson learnt i guess
(seejay2010, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 15:07, 19 replies)

GCSP?
where the fuck did you go to school?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 15:18, closed)

Let's not be too harsh here, it was on a PE GCSP, so it's not a surprise to find that it's functionally illiterate.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 15:20, closed)

have just noticed the cracking new word 'firended' I assume seejay means friend.
Sounds like something Monty and Al get up to after Tayyabs.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 15:22, closed)

I agree with the above - also Tayyabs is awesome
( lucosade is counting down the minutes until, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 17:10, closed)

GCSP?
General Certificate of Sheep Porking?
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 15:19, closed)

my personal favourite is
'are head of years cabbing'

Almost Joycean in its bold rejection of conventional form and orthography.
(jennymnemonic, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 15:22, closed)

Oh dear, was there a second' cabbing'?
I only got as far as the 'front of the cabbing'
( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 15:25, closed)

I was too boarded to read that far

(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 15:45, closed)

Also where the fuck is Walse?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 15:26, closed)

Just across from
Ierladn. You can catch a frrey from Dbulin to Hoylhaed.

If coming from Egnland, head West from Biringmham.
( Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 16:34, closed)

my favourite one is "begange"
also, of course I've heard of sheep
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 15:28, closed)

oh boy (oh.)
'we all was pretty boarded.'


sweet mary mother of mutton.
(f_rev, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 15:36, closed)

Jesus
I've never herd of a heard of sheep.
( Ungersven would support SpankyHanky's patreon, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 15:47, closed)

Spelling and grammar like this on b3ta?
What were you thinking?
(Deligrams, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 15:53, closed)

It's Bert
FUCK OFF BERT.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 15:55, closed)

I'm assuming
his name is CJ, but couldn't spell that either
(porkinator is a Rock n Roll nerd!, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 15:56, closed)

All of you are missing the point.
Can't you recognize dadaist love poetry when you see it?

EDIT I take that back- he's Oswald Bates! www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7dPprbzNSc
( Wanderer, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 16:09, closed)

This is clearly the work of genius
Everytime this reverse-troll spazzes off with his ever-increasing heights of spacktitude he must be lolling his cock off to see the myriad flames and wtf replies. Good work.
(mersault, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 16:12, closed)

We have a winner!
You should claim your fiver, this is definitely intentional. We had a debate on his last post whether English was his first language and it appears I was wrong :(


www.b3ta.com/questions/easyjob/post860063
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 16:46, closed)

I dunno
there's only 4 posts and a member for 21 days. It's fairly slow-paced trolling if that's what it is. I suspect it's just someone who really can't write very well.
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 17:02, closed)

In another QOTW he spells 'internet as 'inturnet'
and supposedly works in IT. Hmmm.
( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 17:06, closed)

Maybe he's just being
gangsta - spelling right is fur biatches innit?
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 17:09, closed)

Yiff! Yiff!

(Vigilante Man weeps because you're stupid., Mon 27 Sep 2010, 21:39, closed)

I think it's deliberate.
I don't see any of the errors of understanding I'd expect to see from someone who learned English as a second language.
For example, most of my European colleagues and acquaintances have better English than a good deal of English and American people I have known.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 17:43, closed)

I reckon
It’s a disgruntled ex-b3ta'n who got chased out of town for bad spelling and grammar and has come back to haunt everyone with streams of bad spelling consciousness.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:51, closed)

unforcently, I don't have time to finish the story.

( BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 18:23, closed)

This would actually be an alright story, if it was legible

( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 18:57, closed)

Why has no one picked up on the story?
Two sixteen year old boys caught two sheep in a dark field. They then passed them over a wall, and carried them down a lane.

Has any one ever tried to catch a fucking sheep? Even if you manage to get one,they struggle like fuck; passing it over a wall to your mate would never happen. I should know, as I'm partial to a bit of sheep, so it's a problem I often encounter.
( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 20:00, closed)

Because we can't read it.
However, I call troll. Nobody's that stupid.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 20:07, closed)

I doubt it's a troll.
People really are that stupid. Or we're all mocking a dyslexic.
(Vigilante Man weeps because you're stupid., Mon 27 Sep 2010, 21:42, closed)

I always find
that fucking sheep are a lot harder to catch. They don't like being disturbed during their vinegar strokes see...
(mersault, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 20:34, closed)

2 write i rem3ber yeers ago on my freends f@rm we went chasing his sheeps. my mAte bean well fiter then m3 was able tocatch dem. I endead chsaing one all d weigh akross d feld and endead up divin onto it and killin d poor bliter. I took 1 lok at him and thought fook it...
( dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Mon 27 Sep 2010, 22:33, closed)

You are an illiterate
and should be ashamed of yourself.

Either that or you're taking the piss in a big way.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Tue 28 Sep 2010, 10:01, closed)

wow
I'm sure I heard something similar on last nights Radio 2 Drive time.
(mon bison powered by magnets, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 10:07, closed)

bbc radio 2
was it the bbc confesions cus i posted it on that too
(seejay2010, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:52, closed)