I'm Banksy.

(McChinaman banned, Fri 8 May 2015, 18:06, Reply)

I am
the secret bowling green snow-cock artist
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Fri 8 May 2015, 14:29, 1 reply)

I'm into Furry Porn

(Porcupine, Fri 8 May 2015, 14:18, Reply)

I've found Dozy Dozy D's deep dark secret
Here he is!

Hahahaha
( Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Fri 8 May 2015, 13:47, 2 replies)

I killed b3tards

( Peej, Fri 8 May 2015, 12:36, Reply)

BALLS OUT IN MORLEY

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 8 May 2015, 12:18, 54 replies)

Cyril Smith paid me a pound to fart on his bollocks
Cheers
( $$ ✅, Fri 8 May 2015, 12:01, Reply)

I've had a few wanks over Kelly Macdonald in State of Play.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 8 May 2015, 7:59, 1 reply)

I've had a few wanks over Caron Keating in Blue Peter.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 8 May 2015, 7:49, 3 replies)

I've had a few wanks over Cathy Cahlin Ryan in The Shield.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 8 May 2015, 7:36, 1 reply)

I've had a few wanks over Jorja Fox in CSI.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 8 May 2015, 7:27, 3 replies)

I once saw Alexei Sayle in the northbound car park of Keele Services on the M6.

( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 8 May 2015, 6:14, Reply)

I think I might be a nonce.
Not sure though will keep you informed.
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 7 May 2015, 23:59, Reply)

I fucked that chick from Hanson.

(McChinaman banned, Thu 7 May 2015, 23:44, 3 replies)

I voted Tory.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 7 May 2015, 23:24, 6 replies)

Sometimes when I am alone and nobody can hear
I whistle on a tuesday
( Reme Philips laid an epic dump on, Thu 7 May 2015, 21:49, 1 reply)

I've had a few wanks over Carey Lowell in Law & Order.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 7 May 2015, 21:18, 9 replies)

im actually a man

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 7 May 2015, 20:30, Reply)

I am a software enginear with a sideline in cosplay soft porn and my partner is an accountant.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 7 May 2015, 20:02, 13 replies)

I chucked my turban wearing long tailed rodent down a well

( broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 7 May 2015, 19:30, 1 reply)

Shit
Sorry to the bloke at Uni we shared a house with for putting a small lump of shit in the curry you left in the fridge all fucking week.

I still think your a cunt!
(Mr Pig, Thu 7 May 2015, 19:21, 2 replies)

I was the phantom raspberry blower of old London town
but it was the 1970's and you could get away with a lot more back then


The Phantom Raspberry Blower Of Old London Town EPISODE 1
( buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Thu 7 May 2015, 18:01, Reply)

Fuck off, plod.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 7 May 2015, 17:51, Reply)

Last autumn, I'd bought myself a largish boxed set of miniatures from Games Workshop, telling the missus that it cost "around £60" rather than £75
The day before Christmas Eve, she was really sick and I ended up buying and wrapping all the presents for our families etc. No problem and everything taken care of, except - "Wait," she said. "I haven't got you anything."
"No worries," I replied. "I don't need anything from you, just love and joy and happiness."
"No wait," she said. "Haven't you got that boxed set from Games Workshop? I'll transfer the money into your account and that can be from me. How much did you say it was? £60?"
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 May 2015, 17:07, 73 replies)

Well there were these two young girls in the woods
.........wait, you're not recording this are you?
(LetsGetDownToIt, Thu 7 May 2015, 16:30, 1 reply)

Nah, too easy.

( Zuowan, Thu 7 May 2015, 16:17, Reply)

fir...
bugger
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Thu 7 May 2015, 16:14, Reply)

I secretly love posting first.

( Pig Bodine., Thu 7 May 2015, 16:13, Reply)