My wife convinced me to do some manscaping recently.
Using clippers and never having done it before resulted in my scrotal skin (which is very pliable) ended up between the plastic guards and was very badly cut. Lots and lots of blood flowing and I grabbed the first thing I saw, 90% rubbing alcohol. My screaming and the sight of me naked, bleeding and half my junk shaved almost turned my wife off.

After the burning went away, I put some aloe on it, screamed some more, then resumed my shaving only more carefully.

The trick is to pull the skin taut and then shave.
(CactusZack Shaved his coin purse on, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 16:41, 12 replies)

ALMOST turned her off?
Your woman has a strong stomach. I feel your pain though... shaved testes, hot and humid climate, thigh-chaffing stubble = unsightly (to those unfortunate enough to see) and very, very painful.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 18:12, closed)

For a laugh
and to surprise Mrs Sandettie, I shaved off not only my pubes, but also the tops of my thighs and my buttocks. Essentially everywhere my underwear covered up. Right in the arse crack and right up to the balloon knot using a Mach 3 cartridge. Sounds highly dangerous but surprisingly it wasn't.
She thought it was funny and quite a novelty until about three days later when the fuzz on my buttocks started growing back and she found it too prickly to cuddle behind me.
Then the hairs grew back on my biffin bridge and the nipsy where the surfaces are constantly rubbing against each other.
Compared to that, the spikyness of pubes growing back is nothing.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 19:07, closed)

And of course scrotal sacks swing.
When I shaved my nuts and the stubble returned it was like someone rubbing a cactus back and forth between my thighs whenever I walked. Not a good feeling really.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 13:25, closed)

"Manscaping"?
If that's not a clunkmanteau, I don't know what is.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 19:22, closed)

Immac + hot bath works.
...as long as you don't wait too long to get in & wash it off.
( Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:33, closed)

...while waiting long enough for it to work properly
The window between "leaves behind unsightly stubble" and "leaves behind horrific rash" is tiny.
(Shinigami, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 8:21, closed)

Do not...
Ever ever try flames in the hope it will be quick and painless, or even controllable. It's none of the above.
( Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 21:35, closed)

I too tried that but it was to win a bet.
Ended up with blisters and a fiver

www.youtube.com/user/jakedamusss#p/a/u/2/s_5INfQMKoE
( jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 2:31, closed)

If i was ever to slash open the old ball bag...and it's a big fuckin if
I can guarantee you 100% there are no circumstances that would see me introducing rubbing alcohol into the scenario
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Mon 24 Jan 2011, 21:50, closed)

I read 'manscaping' as manly landscaping, and therefore 'clippers' as hedge strimmers. Got to say, I had a very fucking weird image in my head. I've seen things, man....
(MunchMyBalloons, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 5:27, closed)

Same!

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:41, closed)

the lesson learnt here is
never put the clippers on the shortest setting. always go for 1 or 2 (about 4mm) that way the skin never traps.
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:12, closed)