Is there an easy way to spot who's /talk and who isn't?


Edit: I mean do QOTW-ers wear a blue hanky and /talk wear a red one?
(Nanny Pat vote for me, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:48, 5 replies)

Yes.
Yes there is.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:51, closed)

Shifty eyes and a faint smell of wee.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:51, closed)

hey!
i haven't got shifty eyes!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:54, closed)

/qotw are different
we smell of aftershave (that we've been drinking) and shower gel.

Except for the sweaties, who small of stale spunk.

And the liars, who have BO and never get out much.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:57, closed)

I must have Scottish Ancestry...
As I smell of all those things
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:25, closed)

Is it their own spunk?

(Nanny Pat vote for me, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:25, closed)

Unfortunately not in my case...

I can't seem to walk by a field without having various livestock lob their meaty spoffs at me.
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:28, closed)

The lobbing of meaty spoff is a proud - if arcane - countryside tradition.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:32, closed)

Hello there, grand to see you.
Even if you do small of sheep jizz
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:46, closed)

yes.
/talkers have little red laser eyes and big stabby knives. are you suggesting some sort of identifcation programme? like, we could all have a different colour star, or something? because, as i recall, that didn't end too well the last time someone tried it.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:52, closed)

Oh I don't know.
I think some of it was rather fun. Some of the uniforms were cracking.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:55, closed)

Hugo Boss designer clobber
and excellent motors.

and lots of flags, so, not all bad.

John Galliano doesn't think so, anyway.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:58, closed)

And he's a leading designer, so he knows what he's talking about.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:05, closed)

This was actually tried?
What happened, were handbags and flouncing involved?
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:03, closed)

the holocaust ensued

( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:08, closed)

officelol.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:09, closed)

Probably the uniforms.
Cool black ones, versus pyjamas.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:10, closed)

yes.
every time i see someone in pyjamas i want to gas them, too. It's a natural reaction.

If I was in a cool uniform, I'd not be able to hold back...

Seriously, pyjamas caused the holocaust!?!?
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:24, closed)

hello? daily mail?
have i got a story for YOU....
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:28, closed)

you'd probably get a two page feature and a photo out of this one.

( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:47, closed)

Only striped ones.
Paisley ones caused love and kisses.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:29, closed)

yes.
churchill called hitler a whiny attention seeker and hitler flounced.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:10, closed)

closely followed out of the room by Mussolini and the Japanese
all mincing, and all vowing never to speak to Churchill again.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:20, closed)

Historical fact.
As evinced in Hitler's work "You are SO not going to believe what that bastard said to me!"
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:30, closed)

Where was Stalin when this was happening?

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:33, closed)

Wanking and crying.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:34, closed)

The fucking nonce.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:38, closed)

Just for the record there is an official term for the crying wank - the crank.
(impossibly witty twat No, YOUR Mum etc etc, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:14, closed)

Why yes, yes there is.
The QOTW-ers typically have a stylish hanky.
The /talk folks have one with 3 vertical stripes, typically blue on the left, white down the center, and red on the right.

Cheers
(Turtlenuts, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:06, closed)

Cheers

(Nanny Pat vote for me, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:24, closed)

Cheers.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:28, closed)

As long as none of the hankys are spanky

(The Magic Number is neither magic nor a number, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:30, closed)

fuck off

( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:53, closed)

The people from /talk
have a post count in their profiles.
( WormuIus, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:19, closed)

I prefer the hanky option

(Nanny Pat vote for me, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:24, closed)