CSP
I currently am working at the HQ of a building company,
I'm based on the IT support help desk, dealing with users and there pain staking simpal questions.

Job roll:
Answer the phone,
Tell the user there wrong
log the call
take the piss out of em with my other colleges.

job done.
(seejay2010, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 9:20, 10 replies)

Wow. Just "wow".
('wow' apologetically rescinded if English isn't your first language)
( Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 9:37, closed)

Good God! your spelling is worse than mine.

( girlinthehole, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 9:42, closed)

Are your colleges as good at spelling as you?
If so, there probly in the wrong carer.
(sabre-tooth monkey, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 10:02, closed)

^
This
(f_rev, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 10:04, closed)

And IT people wonder why
they have the reputation of arrogant idiots.
( chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 10:05, closed)

Purely for research purposes...
Would you mind telling me what grade you managed in GCSE English Language?

It's for a project I'm doing, and you will remain completely anonymous.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 10:24, closed)

do they ask fore help with there speling, cApitalisashun and gramer?
or Do they take the pisss owt ov yors?

An what does pain staking simple mean?
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Fri 10 Sep 2010, 11:19, closed)

My god,
you spelt simpal wrong!
( the pink chicken sniffer sniffs pink chickens., Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:04, closed)

All your countryside properties
are belong to us.
( Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 12:26, closed)

^^^This^^^

( Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Fri 10 Sep 2010, 17:09, closed)

I bet you a steak dinner
that English is not his first language and I don't mean by his name, it's more the elementary mistakes. Plus he has still got his L plates on, so probably didn't realise that posting something with lots of mistakes is always going to attract negative attention......Dude, MS word it next time. Oh and welcome!

AICMFP
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 14:14, closed)

Are you sitting in flood water?

(waxdart hello., Fri 10 Sep 2010, 17:12, closed)