Money well spent
I was living in the south of France, life with the then girlfriend was getting a bit stale and I decided a weekend away on my own would be good for us both. Just before I left , I bumped into the hottest girl from our local nightclub. No shit, she was a model for Audabe, a french lengerie firm, whilst she was studying to become a psycholigist. On a whim I asked her to join me on my sejourn. She said yes. We ended up in Monaco and had some fun. And then some more fun. So much fun, that I found a job and we moved there together. Technically the weekend itself wasn't the expensive part. Cue to now. We've split up, and though it's very nice, I'm now living on a French tropical island called La Isle de la Reunion and paying monopoly money to a fcuwit lawyer to be able to see my son. I've not seen him since December 2008. I miss him.
(barpaolo, Mon 17 May 2010, 5:12, 37 replies)

Hugs
xx
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Mon 17 May 2010, 5:53, closed)

My girlfriend's a supermodel too.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 17 May 2010, 7:02, closed)

She is hot
and good in bed, really likes the DP hey.
(bad_advice QOTW survivor from the first trollocost!, Mon 17 May 2010, 7:49, closed)

is this your rounadbout way of saying you've had Amorous Badger's girlfriend?

(likeajackhammer, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:21, closed)

QOTW.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 17 May 2010, 8:23, closed)

You should totally pin her to a wall in your Honda Accord.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 17 May 2010, 8:26, closed)

what, no MASSIVE DRUGS?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 17 May 2010, 8:35, closed)

How long will you live on l'Île de la Réunion before you learn how to spell its name?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 17 May 2010, 9:00, closed)

*finger guns*

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:39, closed)

Or
Aubade. Or lingerie. Or many others.
( Ghoti Fingers, Mon 17 May 2010, 18:35, closed)

Sojourn, fuckwit, psychologist also.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:27, closed)

None of which; spelled incorrec
tly
(barpaolo, Tue 18 May 2010, 23:13, closed)

Yes, they were. Did you not read your own post?

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 18 May 2010, 23:14, closed)

Yeah, my wrong, though spelt them french to start. Not being pedantic , but....they are french words to begin with.
(barpaolo, Tue 18 May 2010, 23:22, closed)

Perhaps you should spell them how the French spell them, then. You know, correctly.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 18 May 2010, 23:24, closed)

v
that is how the french spell them. well, apart from "fuckwit," that
they leave to those with a sense of humour.
(barpaolo, Tue 18 May 2010, 23:27, closed)

No, they don't spell them like that.
Psychologist is psychologue in French. Sojourn is sojourn, and fuckwit is just plain old fuckwit. Like you.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 18 May 2010, 23:31, closed)

sorry, mais non. Sejourn, is sEjourn, and a psychologue is different to a psychologist/e. In english, think psychiatrist and psychologist. Though you're one third right. Fuckwit is still the same
(barpaolo, Wed 19 May 2010, 3:08, closed)

v
In the time that Esme goes to google.fr, webring you a song
from.......
(barpaolo, Tue 18 May 2010, 23:31, closed)

No matter
how hot a girl looks.

Somewhere, there is a bloke who is fed up with taking her shit.
(dchurch bah, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:03, closed)

Yeah, you love your son...
so much that you'd rather fuck some tart than see him.
Irreconcilable differences are all well and good but you agree the visitation rights before you shag someone else.
He's better off without you.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Mon 17 May 2010, 18:44, closed)

@ ME, I'M NOT...

Er, yeah. The "tart" is his mom. I wasn't shagging around,
shes Reunionnais,I moved here to see him, not for another girl.
(barpaolo, Mon 17 May 2010, 19:47, closed)

I bet your son's an astronaut.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 18 May 2010, 7:33, closed)

My apologies for my bad comprehension.
The first paragraph marked you down as a rogue -- without that I would likely have fealt some sympathy.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Tue 18 May 2010, 17:49, closed)

So, you cheated on your girlfriend in the south of France because "things were a bit stale"?
And then the woman who you cheated with splits up with you?
Boo-fucking-hoo.
( Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 18 May 2010, 10:59, closed)

You're assuming here that the supermodel girlfriend is real here.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:19, closed)

Yes, it is dubious indeed,
however, if it was true, it boils down to "feel sorry for me, someone did exactly the same shitty thing I did to someone who trusted me."
[edit] Plus the "Er, yeah. The "tart" is his mom. I wasn't shagging around" -outraged response is particularly funny.
( Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 18 May 2010, 14:42, closed)

if you're paying monopoly money...
YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!
(likeajackhammer, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:22, closed)

Stop using fancy words you can't spell, it does not make you look intelligent.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:28, closed)

haha, i don't normally enjoy terrible qotw entries but this one is a corker

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:54, closed)

Needs moar MASSIVE DRUGS

( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Tue 18 May 2010, 14:55, closed)

You fat fucking mess

( WormuIus, Tue 18 May 2010, 23:30, closed)