Faking being a B3tard Faker
It seems from most posts that the postees or posters are either:

Gay
Mad
From Newcastle
or work in IT

Being none of the above, I must be a faker.
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 15 Jul 2008, 16:49, 30 replies)

*flounces*
Oooo! Hark at you ducky!

Wi' aye man, ah divvent kna' what the bleedin' 'ell yowa gowin on aboot.

Geordie Racer, GEORDIE RACER, GEORDIE RACER FLY!

*bums*

*fixes a PC*
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 16:54, closed)

Hmm, lets see
No
Pah
No
I wish
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 16:54, closed)

Hmmm...
No.
Yes.
No.
No.
( Cawl, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 17:00, closed)

Hmm.
No.
Debateable.
Debateable.
No.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 15 Jul 2008, 17:01, closed)

Ooh, a checklist
No
Maybe
No
Supposedly..
( Thinker, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 17:09, closed)

Hmmm....
No
Yes
No
Sometimes
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 15 Jul 2008, 17:13, closed)

Um
No
No
No
and No

Woo hoo, 4/4!

You, Riddler, on the other hand, can put a big *YES* next to the first two.
(MrC. Having the most boring username on b3ta since 2004, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 17:15, closed)

hmm
ach aye the noo..

wur no aw fae newcastle you know...:limp wrist: some aw us may come fae north o the border ach aye :eats haggis drinks whisky:

ach aye, but a dae admit to being a bit of a willy woofter.

1 - YES
2 - NO
3 - NO
4 - YES
(altho i do live in London now and my accent now makes me sound like a southern poofter)
(scotsbloke, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 17:19, closed)

no
nononononononono

to all of the above!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 17:31, closed)

Noes
all round.
( Moey, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 17:48, closed)

Hmmm...
No
Possibly, define mad.
I am most definitely not a Geordie. I wear a coat when I go out in winter.
I do however work in IT.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 15 Jul 2008, 17:53, closed)

Well...
No
No
No
No

Did I win?
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Tue 15 Jul 2008, 18:35, closed)

I wonder if anyone
Ticks all the boxes?
( Cawl, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 18:55, closed)

Nothing a quick move wouldn't fix.
yes
n...yes
no
yes
(Musuko, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 19:08, closed)

mmm
No
No
No
Yes!

Do i get kiss now? *puts hands sweetly by his side and looks at Kaol*
( Axai is in Montréal, Canada O.o, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 19:26, closed)

Erm!
Sometimes
Mostly
Never
I have a computer
( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 19:26, closed)

WTF?
Why would I kiss you?
You said "no" to point 1...
( Cawl, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 19:35, closed)

@Koal
*Ahem*

A friendly man kiss of course...
( Axai is in Montréal, Canada O.o, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 19:40, closed)

With tongues?
If you insist...
( Cawl, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 20:14, closed)

@Kaol
Of course hehe...
( Axai is in Montréal, Canada O.o, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 20:17, closed)

No
No, and i'm not zany, or crazy either
Yes (I fucking well am okay Bert)
No

Now can I kiss Kaol with tongues again?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 20:46, closed)

Hmmm...
1. No
2. No, though most of my department think I'm a little odd.
3. Nope, Southern fairy, me (not that kind of fairy - re-read no.1!)
4. No. But I do a lot of programming.

Am I a faker?
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 21:13, closed)

Do I win £10?
1 Yes
2 Yes
3 Yes
4 Yes

I tick all of the boxes is there a prize?
(DryGoldfish, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 21:54, closed)

Well...
No
Does kleptomania count?
No
No
(El Fandango carved a big EF onto his nemesis' doublet on .., Tue 15 Jul 2008, 22:00, closed)

No (although I have no evidence to back up the assertion)
Probably
No, but I did go to Uni near there
Yes
( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Wed 16 Jul 2008, 0:06, closed)

‘No’ to all of them…

oh hang on…I meant ‘yes’ to all of them

erm…No Yes No Yes…or is it Yes No Yes No?

What was the question again?
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Wed 16 Jul 2008, 9:32, closed)

...
No
No
Sort of - there's more than one Newcastle
No

So that's 0.5/4 for me...
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 9:50, closed)

Nope
None at all I'm afraid...
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 9:51, closed)

hmm
No
Yeah - I believe we all are, but that's a long conversation best had over a pint or 5
No
No
(cherrynicola, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 11:03, closed)

You must be mad...
or you wouldn't have come here.
(BrainSurgerysFun, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 0:52, closed)