I'm surprised no one has mentioned
Myleene Klass.

Famous for taking a shower in a skimpy bikini.

On everything.

That annoying grin that says "I'm a cunt that got lucky".
( stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 12:31, 16 replies)

still would, though

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 12:34, closed)

and being able to play the piano

( weaver., Fri 5 Feb 2010, 12:35, closed)

And violin too I think?
Both to an exceptional standard.
( mr_wicksy is.... old., Fri 5 Feb 2010, 12:38, closed)

well
stick her in a fucking orchestra then.
( stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 12:43, closed)

I'd happily stick her in the fucking 'orchestra', believe me

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 13:04, closed)

i'd have some of that.
that's all.
( Another_tragic_case wished he hadn't eaten all the cake, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 13:06, closed)

Ha ha
Great. After reading that, half the office is looking at me, the laughing idiot in the corner, thinking that I've gone mad.

...however, you are quite right.
(dchurch bah, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 12:01, closed)

I'd hardly say exceptional
I mean, she's good and all, but she's not even close to being a concert pianist, really. And her ignorance of music is frankly astounding, even moreso considering she's supposed to be some sort of spokesperson for classic fm.

No to mention she endorses astrology and seances and that kind of crap. She's a poisonous harpy whose message of wilful ignorance is all the more dangerous for being dressed in such and alluring disguise.

Good shout. She is a bint.
(WarneMarsh My priority for frivolity begets quality jollity, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 13:17, closed)

You're wrong
I'd shag her armpit even if it was hairy
(TwinkleFuckingToes Has a ingrown toe nail, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 12:51, closed)

I'm quite loyal to the celebrities I like
So when she sided with Derek Akorah chucking abuse at Darren Brown she showed that she was even more stupid than I had previously given her credit. This has since developed into annoyance at the mere mention of her name.
( Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 12:55, closed)

would, would and would again twice before breakfast

( pixel_fucker is going to need a bigger brush, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 14:29, closed)

Do you mean these showers?





Yep, thougth so.
(FUXTIX Not my words, Carol, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 14:59, closed)

Would.

( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Fri 5 Feb 2010, 20:08, closed)

Did

(Sir Tainley Barking Ezekiel 23:20, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 22:00, closed)

Not sexy
just a grim-faced slapper desperately trying to revive her career and thanks to people like you, it worked.
( stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 7:18, closed)

Hahahaha
Your girlfriend's much fitter isn't she.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 9:42, closed)