WARNING! WILL UPSET /TALK WITH GENERAL PANDERING AND NICENESS.
I am a huge fan of several people on B3ta.

In no particular order.

Pooflake - Funny as fuck, talented musician and sex on legs.

Ancrenne - Gone through hell and come out the other side strong and smiling.

Davros & Tourettes - Legless thinks they're great so no other recommendations are required really. I hope to be friends with them a long time.

The Resident Loon - A Renaissance man stuck in the land of rednecks. Hopefully one day he will be able to escape.

CHCB - Bitter, twisted and insanely funny. Never met her but I don't think I'd be disappointed. (Number 2 on my list of people to stalk after Barack Obama).

These are the main ones. There are others but it's past my bedtime and I'm knackered.
( girlinthehole, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 22:51, 23 replies)

Doesn't TRL
live up North?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 23:08, closed)

North
as in America, yes.
( I_Was_Mordred, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 23:09, closed)

I used to live in NY.
Now I live in VA, where it's a lot warmer and sunnier.

(Ironically, it's raining like hell out there right now...)
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 14:13, closed)

I thought so.
She said land of the Rednecks.

You Unionist bastard :D
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 17:17, closed)

I've got a b3ta list too
so many smashing folk making me smile and laugh daily, and I've never met a single one!

The internets is betta cos of b3ta :)
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 1:36, closed)

awww
i'll get the rah rahs out of the way for you folks from /talk(bear in mind I mean none of what I am about to say until I say I mean it!)

RAH RAH RAH WHY ARE YOU ALL SO FUCKING NICE AND BUTTLICKY THE INTERNETS IS FOR LOLZ NOT NICENESS AND HUGGLES YOU SOPPY GITS!

okay I mean it again from now forth

I have my own list but will not say it. You'll all laugh at me. I agree with your list entirely Ms BGB. *hugs and clicks*
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 7:48, closed)

ohhhh, good way to win the votes there :D
There are some real talented guys on the boards, and there's are a few of the Usual Suspects who when I see a post I always read first :)

Pooflake, Frankspencer, rachelswipe, legless, resident loon etc, they're guaranteed to put something interesting down for us to ponder. Especially Frank; I spent one afternoon in work reading every QOTW answer he posted, laughed like fuck.
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 8:44, closed)

Frank Spencer
What has happened to him?

If you know where he is, chain him to a computer and make him type filth.
( stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 9:49, closed)

Frank
got a different job I think and so is limited to being able to come on here.

Also, I think he got a novel published.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 9:58, closed)

What's his novel called...?

If you can let me know the title, I'll be down the bookshop like shit through a goose
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 12:43, closed)

No idea
sorry.

Chickenlady might be able to tell you though.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:35, closed)

i'll ask him
for you as we email sometimes
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 0:22, closed)

TRL
Is my B3ta main man. He helped me become even more of a hero to my son. Cheers dude.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 9:11, closed)

*grin* Glad to help!
I'll look forward to seeing pics of his ironmongery at some point!
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 14:14, closed)

SpankyHanky
I'm pretty new to this site and only signed up after reading SpankyHanky's post on the Going To Hell week - made me laugh my head off!
(Lizard King, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 9:15, closed)

@ BGB
Pooflake = "sex on legs"?

For the love of all that is holy get your eyes tested woman! I spent yesterday lunchtime with the lardy sweaty drunkenly slurring twat and there was a definite lack of ladies interested in his porky frame.

He's not bad on the guitar though!

And the keyboards.


He can sing too.

Bastard.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 12:18, closed)

Oi!...

I was NOT sweaty!

and that octogenarian with the warts and the humpback was definitely checking me out...

...with her good eye.

...the glass one.

...when it wasn't dropping into her pint of Brown Ale.
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 12:49, closed)

This is nice.
I've never had a female stalker before. If you see me on the street will you mob me and say "ZOMG! It's that CHCB from the Interweb!"? I keep hoping for that but it never happens. Even when I wear my b3ta t-shirt. Just my b3ta t-shirt. Nothing else.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 12:38, closed)

@ Captain Placid...

I think the wonderful BGB has got the two of us confused...for indeedy you are a beard-tastic adonis, wheras I am about as sexy as the lumpy, leathery leavings of a mongoloid donkey which has been fed on a diet of prune-juice and weapons grade bars of ex-lax.

But it's very kind of BGB to say her comments...and she's spot on about everybody else.

@BGB...love ya, kitten ;)
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 12:40, closed)

@Pooflake - It's got to be said that I do have strange taste in men.
@CHCB - If only I had the time to stalk you. Maybe when I retire I can begin in earnest.
( girlinthehole, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 12:59, closed)

well that's lovely.

hhhmmph!


*flounces*
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 17:04, closed)

Big click on the net
How come you missed out Rachelswipe, always good for genuine tales !!
(Betty Boothroyd's Love custard Tourettes at the KOB, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 19:25, closed)

^I knew this would happen.
I do have a lot of favorites, it's just these mentioned are my top 5 for reasons other than they are qotw posters.

CHCB is the only one I've not met in person but I admire for her particular wicked humour as well as the fact that I have a thing for the oirish.
( girlinthehole, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 9:50, closed)