Acting out your fantasiesA friend one told me: "Don't believe a word what people say about threesomes. They're too much like hard work." Have you ever tried acting out your fantasies (sexy or otherwise)? How did it go?
Thanks to D.R and Quinch for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 14:21)
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Well, watching Benidorm tonight a fantasy fulfilled - Janette Krankie in a posh frock.I know watching Benidorm.
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 21:57,
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Major fantasy is to follow stag parties around London in the hope that the stag will be stripped naked, tied to a lamp post and left on his own. Then I can go an sausage him!
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 21:34,
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A job with a brewery, a wife, two children in private education, house near the Chalfonts,executive company car, 4x4 for the wife so the two chocolate labs are comfy in the back, two holidays a year and enough free time to frequent the gay saunas of London.
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 21:16,
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I fantasise about mad times I'd like to have after consuming too much Calpol. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 21:06,
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Sian Williams, a 5 star hotel and a dozen pairs of Westwood heels.(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 20:46, 1 reply)
FlyingI suspect I'm not the only one who as a kid entertained fantasies of being able to fly like Superman. Off to the US in a few weeks to learn how to fly a wing suit. Fair enough you can't gain altitude, but I'm looking forward to it nonetheless. If any of you lot have considered giving skydiving a go, you should!
Some fantasies need to be lived.
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I'm sure this will help some of you.Wait for the music.
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When I was about six or seven I used to wank myself frantic by imagining I was trapped up a tree by wild-eyed natives and then rescued at climax by Johnny Weissmuller.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 19:22,
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I rang up Pizza Hut pretending it was a wank line.Got a bit cheesy after a while.
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.Yeti., Thu 13 Feb 2014, 18:21,
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I used to fantasize about sex.Two(ish) children later, I now fantasize about building myself a really nice shed, right at the top of the garden.
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Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 17:15,
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only the oneabout the secret volcano lair, the well-oiled henchmen and the sharks with frickin' laser beams on their heads, so it's just as well i don't get to act out mine.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 17:00,
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SIXTEENTH!But fantasizing that I'm first. Going well so far.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 16:50,
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wanky wank wank wank wanky wank/ac
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 16:38,
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 16:11,
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A couple of girls I've been with have been into the idea of talking dirty.It's very hard not to laugh at either party trying such, I find.
On that note: I read an interesting article a few years ago about the S&M scene. The journalist's friend was into it, and offered to take him to a club. She got him all done up for it - it was quite interesting - very, very secret and stuff, and she instructed him not to let anyone know he was a journo, as he would get proper fucked up, and not in a good way.
He got there, went down some dirty steps to some tardis-like place, where there was a pool for pissing in, and everything going on all over the shop.
His first encounter on entering was a guy wrapped in clingfilm crawling up to him and begging him to tread on him or something. The writer said the whole thing is based on one very simple premise: that absolutely no one is going to laugh at you.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 15:47,
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I have a fantasy about wanking into a sock in a dingy suburban bedroom.Unfortunately I work as a tester in an open-plan Turkish brothel and had my hands cut off, also I'm not allowed to own socks for some reason.
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Zuowan, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 15:33,
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I was in the bath, with an erection, busting for a piss. long story short, I accidentally jizzed all over my face and tits
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 15:17,
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This will start, middle, and end well.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 15:12,
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I like to go into Greggs and juggle their wares(
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 14:45,
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Role play...Many years ago my ex-sister in law was telling me about her new boyfriend but was obviously shyly holding back about some detail.
Eventually she confessed "he's into role play".... Thinking the conversation was going to take a turn toward the risky territory of talking sex with your wifes sister she went on, "he meets up with his friends for role play on sundays".
Somewhat baffled I replied laughing "He doesn't go running around in the woods pretending to be a dwarf does he!?".
Turns out he does.
Somehow I fail to see the attraction of it all, fair enough playing some dungeons and dragons type game in the school playground when you're 7 years old.... but he's 30 for gods sake!
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always wanted to be sixth(
buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 14:30,
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something, something, supermodel, something, Honda Accord, something something.Oh, and I punched a policeman once. It really happened.
Star Wars.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 14:28,
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