Someone or something touching my belly button
Including myself.
Have to hold my breath and psych myself up to wash it when in the shower, and it's actually a genuinely traumatic experience. All the more so for having the knowledge that it makes absolutely no sense whatsoever.
If I'm about to go to sleep and it occurs to me that there might be a crumb in the bed, or that there are springs in the bed that could pop out and stick in my belly button, then I will not sleep that night, and will try to avoid actually cupping my stomach with my hands all night just in case.
Yes, it's mental. And I have no idea how to not be mental about it.
(clinteastwoodbradfield, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 17:51, 6 replies)

I'm not keen either
My nephew decided to jam his finger into my belly button whilst I was having a nap.

It was like being stabbed in the soul.
(lurkylurklurk swings more, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 19:15, closed)

YES
Fucking horrible....it tingles and it feels like your finger is inside...Fucking horrible thing
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 21:44, closed)

Both my current wife and an ex-girlfriend are the same
You're all a bunch of fucking weirdos
( A Rory Borealis here under duress, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 22:10, closed)

I hope this week isn't going to turn into another self-help forum
Go and see a fucking doctor.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 23:18, closed)

Don't like things near your belly button?
Have it removed. Umbilicoplasty, at a plastic surgeon near this cinema.
(ubergeekian, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 16:56, closed)

But that's a whole procedure with some guy repeatedly
prodding and slicing the fucking thing. Wouldn't that be much much worse?
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 10:45, closed)