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I'll level with you. I'm really freaked out by loose buttons. I'm fine while they're doing their job, but once they're free the evil bastards are a major threat to my life. Tell us what spooks you, and how you cope. Also: church bells, doner kebab salads, death.

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I would write about 10,000 words on my fear of breakfast in bed but I won't.
Breakfast in bed is just plain fucking wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 9:15, 26 replies)
And yet sticking your willy in another man's bottom is perfectly acceptable?
Broken Britain.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 12 Sep 2014, 9:43, closed)
I blame evolution or god. Why have the prostate gland where it is if it isn't for being prodded by cocks.

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 9:49, closed)
God made you do it?
Alright, Peter Sutcliffe.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 12 Sep 2014, 10:05, closed)
If you are going to reference serial killers, there are plenty of homosexuals to choose from.
"If I had a hammer ..."
(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 10:12, closed)
I was trying to remember serial killers who referenced God in their work
Sutcliffe was the first one I thought of.

Was Dennis Neilson a God-botherer?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 12 Sep 2014, 11:11, closed)
I thought they all did, pretty much a given that Yahweh or B'jesus get a look in.

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 11:15, closed)
When all you've got is a hammer
Everything looks like a prostitute.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 12:15, closed)
Your mother never lived you, and your sexual partners view you as nothing more than a piece of meat.
Either that, or your just a cack-handed spazz, who can't eat the simplest of foods without showering the surrounding area with crumbs.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 9:48, closed)
My mother LIVES me!
Most people I know get served breakfast in bed by their children on special occasions - as a treat! I see you prefer to refer to children as sexual partners.
(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 9:52, closed)
Curses!
And I'd have gotten away with it if I hadn't been meddling with kids!
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 10:06, closed)
James Bond had fresh figs, black coffee, and yogurt IN BED
you are clearly wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 9:54, closed)
He always had a woman in his bed, too.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 10:07, closed)
Dr. Shambolic was naming the women in the bed, they weren't food items.

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 10:10, closed)
Not sure I'd go for a woman nicknamed "yogurt".

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 10:13, closed)
I dunno, I like culture in my partners.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 10:18, closed)
I like an optional corner of jam in my partners.
But only if I'm mullered.
(SigourneysBeaver took off and nuked the entire site from orbit on, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 10:51, closed)
Oh, good grief.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 11:28, closed)
you are a terrible human being

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 14:28, closed)
you
Obviously don't swallow then
(little lord muthafuckin fauntleroy, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 10:49, closed)
I have never had a then to know if i would swallow it.

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 10:54, closed)
you
Forgot to call Shambles a cunt up there ^
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 11:08, closed)
I'm not allowed to any more
For some unknown reason I can't see her posts anymore. That makes me sad, yet it immeasurably heightens my enjoyment not having to read her bullying when I come on here. Is that ignore? If so hurrah for ignore! Hurrah!
(little lord muthafuckin fauntleroy, Sat 13 Sep 2014, 8:14, closed)
I would write about 10,000 words on my fear of breakfast in bed but I won't.
Breakfast in bed is just plain fucking wrong. And it would still be less tedious than Skagras inarticulate prolix
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 17:20, closed)
Crumbs!

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 11:40, closed)

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