Fears and Phobias
I'll level with you. I'm really freaked out by loose buttons. I'm fine while they're doing their job, but once they're free the evil bastards are a major threat to my life. Tell us what spooks you, and how you cope. Also: church bells, doner kebab salads, death.
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I would write about 10,000 words on my fear of breakfast in bed but I won't.
Breakfast in bed is just plain fucking wrong.
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 9:15,
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And yet sticking your willy in another man's bottom is perfectly acceptable?
Broken Britain.
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 12 Sep 2014, 9:43,
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I blame evolution or god. Why have the prostate gland where it is if it isn't for being prodded by cocks.
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 9:49,
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God made you do it?
Alright, Peter Sutcliffe.
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 12 Sep 2014, 10:05,
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If you are going to reference serial killers, there are plenty of homosexuals to choose from.
"If I had a hammer ..."
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 10:12,
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I was trying to remember serial killers who referenced God in their work
Sutcliffe was the first one I thought of.
Was Dennis Neilson a God-botherer?
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 12 Sep 2014, 11:11,
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I thought they all did, pretty much a given that Yahweh or B'jesus get a look in.
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 11:15,
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When all you've got is a hammer
Everything looks like a prostitute.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 12:15,
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Your mother never lived you, and your sexual partners view you as nothing more than a piece of meat.
Either that, or your just a cack-handed spazz, who can't eat the simplest of foods without showering the surrounding area with crumbs.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 9:48,
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My mother LIVES me!
Most people I know get served breakfast in bed by their children on special occasions - as a treat! I see you prefer to refer to children as sexual partners.
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 9:52,
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Curses!
And I'd have gotten away with it if I hadn't been meddling with kids!
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 10:06,
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James Bond had fresh figs, black coffee, and yogurt IN BED
you are clearly wrong
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 9:54,
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He always had a woman in his bed, too.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 10:07,
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Dr. Shambolic was naming the women in the bed, they weren't food items.
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 10:10,
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Not sure I'd go for a woman nicknamed "yogurt".
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 10:13,
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I dunno, I like culture in my partners.
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.Yeti., Fri 12 Sep 2014, 10:18,
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I like an optional corner of jam in my partners.
But only if I'm mullered.
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SigourneysBeaver took off and nuked the entire site from orbit on, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 10:51,
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Oh, good grief.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 11:28,
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you are a terrible human being
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 14:28,
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you
Obviously don't swallow then
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little lord muthafuckin fauntleroy, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 10:49,
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I have never had a then to know if i would swallow it.
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 10:54,
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you
Forgot to call Shambles a cunt up there ^
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 11:08,
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I'm not allowed to any more
For some unknown reason I can't see her posts anymore. That makes me sad, yet it immeasurably heightens my enjoyment not having to read her bullying when I come on here. Is that ignore? If so hurrah for ignore! Hurrah!
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little lord muthafuckin fauntleroy, Sat 13 Sep 2014, 8:14,
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I would write about 10,000 words on my fear of breakfast in bed but I won't.
Breakfast in bed is just plain fucking wrong. And it would still be less tedious than Skagras inarticulate prolix
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social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 17:20,
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Crumbs!
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 11:40,
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