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I'll level with you. I'm really freaked out by loose buttons. I'm fine while they're doing their job, but once they're free the evil bastards are a major threat to my life. Tell us what spooks you, and how you cope. Also: church bells, doner kebab salads, death.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 17:18)
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Wetas
Do a google image search for "weta".
I await your reactions.
(mudskipper, Sun 14 Sep 2014, 11:50, 17 replies)
They look delicious.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 14 Sep 2014, 11:59, closed)
they do

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 14 Sep 2014, 12:11, closed)
Mmmmmm.
www.weetabix.co.uk/brands/weetos
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sun 14 Sep 2014, 12:15, closed)
What am I? Your Google Images Bitch?

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sun 14 Sep 2014, 13:41, closed)
(^(^;;^)^) TEAM SPIDERS ALREADY KNOWS WHAT WETAS LOOK LIKE!
(^(^;;^)^) DINNER!
(^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 14 Sep 2014, 14:29, closed)
These are the fuckers I hate.
www.google.com/search?q=amblypygi&client=ubuntu&hs=tKW&channel=fs&gl=uk&biw=1301&bih=639&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=_5cVVJ-sFKzgsAT3qYDwDg&sqi=2&ved=0CAYQ_AUoAQ

Luckily I've only ever seen one.
(I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Sun 14 Sep 2014, 14:30, closed)
they're awesome ... you people fail at invertebrate appreciation

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 14 Sep 2014, 14:46, closed)
I understand they are awesome,
but fear comes into. I am generally scared of arachnids, so when one with massive fucking claws and a freaky pair of feeler legs scuttled into view right next to my head in a dark cave, I didn't have time to ponder the beauty and diversity of the natural world because I was too busy squealing like a little girl.
(I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Sun 14 Sep 2014, 14:53, closed)
there's tiny ones mooching about in your hair right now

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 14 Sep 2014, 15:38, closed)
laying eggs

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 14 Sep 2014, 16:57, closed)
Silly Shambo!
Amblypygi aren't pubic lice.
(I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Sun 14 Sep 2014, 17:20, closed)
there are arachnids crawling about in your eyelashes
fucking and shitting and eating your skin grease
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 14 Sep 2014, 17:42, closed)
Sooo...
There's a spider party on my eyelids, and everyone's invited ?
(I helped save b3ta! DukeEuphoria Comes highly reccomended, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 10:50, closed)
Those fucker can fuck off
There'd be no way I'd catch that under a glass a throw it out.
(Captain Spacker I lick windows, Sun 14 Sep 2014, 16:20, closed)
they dont bother me, but thank fuck they never evolved lungs
one of those 3ft wide might not be so easy to dismiss
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sun 14 Sep 2014, 17:55, closed)
They are rightly respected for their contributions to the Lord Of The Rings films.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 14 Sep 2014, 20:36, closed)
Babylon 5

(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 15:02, closed)

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