Fears and PhobiasI'll level with you. I'm really freaked out by loose buttons. I'm fine while they're doing their job, but once they're free the evil bastards are a major threat to my life. Tell us what spooks you, and how you cope. Also: church bells, doner kebab salads, death.
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Strangers on the internetthinking that I'm upset, when I'm really, really not.
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^ not upset(, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 15:16, closed)
^upset online about things that haven't even happened yet. online^/ac
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 15:20,
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And...being upset when some tedious little one joke cuntbubble spends their entire day trying to make people miserable is bad is it ?
You really are a waste of matter aren't you.
Just think what glorious things we could do if we broke you down for parts.
A spare arsehole for the Queen, some balls for Nick Clegg, and a tiny yet perpetually hard dick for a friend of mine to wear as a hat.
It'll be a crap hat, but what else have you left us with ?
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DukeEuphoria Comes highly reccomended, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 15:31,
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Boys, boys!Now let me see you shake hands and make friends.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 18 Sep 2014, 16:00,
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oh god it's like waggling a haddock fillet:( :(
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 16:13,
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What are you doing ?Please take your hand out of my fridge.
That is your hand isn't it ?
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DukeEuphoria Comes highly reccomended, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:53,
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I'm really not interested in what you have to say(, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 16:08, closed)
^upset about the existence of women^(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 16:13,
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I'm secretly in love with herbut I don't know how to express myself.
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it ends up like this...I stand corrected.
( Dr. Shambolic, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 16:41, Ignore, Reply, I like this!)
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 16:47,
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you forgot the bit about you doing a soft university coursethat was super sexy
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 16:49,
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soft indeedyou'd never have gotten through the door, what with your blinkered linguistic capacity. there are animals running the grand national in racing hoods that have better vision.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 16:57,
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yerr ... I got five As and my highest offer was something like three Bs ... I'd deffo have struggled to eke those out into the entrance requirements for a humanities course(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 17:27,
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^isn't^(, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 19:10, closed)
^ is surprisingly able to type, even though half way up shambles' arsehole(
rofl harris, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 20:05,
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^very thick^(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 8:01, closed)
^ upset about not being upset, online(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 16:43,
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I've taken my upset offline ... it's too big to fit online(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 17:28,
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Iam too upset for online,
too upset for online,
SO UPSET I WHINE.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 17:56,
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I'm upset online with a foxI'm upset online in a box
I'm upset online with a mouse
I'm upset online in a house
I'm upset online here and there
I'm upset online everywhere
I'm upset online Sham-I-Am
Whoa oh Black Betty wham ba lam!
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 18:07,
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*manly internet backslapping*(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 18:39,
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