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I'll level with you. I'm really freaked out by loose buttons. I'm fine while they're doing their job, but once they're free the evil bastards are a major threat to my life. Tell us what spooks you, and how you cope. Also: church bells, doner kebab salads, death.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 17:18)
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Strangers on the internet
thinking that I'm upset, when I'm really, really not.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 15:09, 31 replies)
^ not upset

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 15:16, closed)
^ not stranger.

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 18 Sep 2014, 15:20, closed)
^upset online about things that haven't even happened yet. online^
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 15:20, closed)
And...
being upset when some tedious little one joke cuntbubble spends their entire day trying to make people miserable is bad is it ?

You really are a waste of matter aren't you.
Just think what glorious things we could do if we broke you down for parts.

A spare arsehole for the Queen, some balls for Nick Clegg, and a tiny yet perpetually hard dick for a friend of mine to wear as a hat.

It'll be a crap hat, but what else have you left us with ?
(I helped save b3ta! DukeEuphoria Comes highly reccomended, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 15:31, closed)
^upset^

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 15:33, closed)
Very.
I might even cry.
(I helped save b3ta! DukeEuphoria Comes highly reccomended, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 15:45, closed)
I would find that upsetting.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 15:47, closed)
Boys, boys!
Now let me see you shake hands and make friends.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 18 Sep 2014, 16:00, closed)
oh god it's like waggling a haddock fillet
:( :(
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 16:13, closed)
What are you doing ?
Please take your hand out of my fridge.
That is your hand isn't it ?
(I helped save b3ta! DukeEuphoria Comes highly reccomended, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:53, closed)


(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 18 Sep 2014, 22:33, closed)
^ 440000 problems but a sock ain't one ^

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 15:25, closed)
I'm really not interested in what you have to say

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 16:08, closed)
^upset about the existence of women^

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 16:13, closed)
I'm secretly in love with her
but I don't know how to express myself.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 16:14, closed)
try misusing the word "eke"

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 16:16, closed)
it ends up like this...
I stand corrected.

( Dr. Shambolic, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 16:41, Ignore, Reply, I like this!)
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 16:47, closed)
you forgot the bit about you doing a soft university course
that was super sexy
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 16:49, closed)
soft indeed
you'd never have gotten through the door, what with your blinkered linguistic capacity. there are animals running the grand national in racing hoods that have better vision.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 16:57, closed)
yerr ... I got five As and my highest offer was something like three Bs ... I'd deffo have struggled to eke those out into the entrance requirements for a humanities course

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 17:27, closed)
^ is dead smart

(I helped save b3ta! rofl harris, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 17:36, closed)
^isn't^

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 19:10, closed)
^ is surprisingly able to type, even though half way up shambles' arsehole

(I helped save b3ta! rofl harris, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 20:05, closed)
^very thick^

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 8:01, closed)


(I helped save b3ta! rofl harris, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:45, closed)
^ upset about not being upset, online

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Thu 18 Sep 2014, 16:43, closed)
I've taken my upset offline ... it's too big to fit online

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 17:28, closed)
I
am too upset for online,
too upset for online,
SO UPSET I WHINE.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Thu 18 Sep 2014, 17:56, closed)
I'm upset online with a fox
I'm upset online in a box
I'm upset online with a mouse
I'm upset online in a house
I'm upset online here and there
I'm upset online everywhere
I'm upset online Sham-I-Am
Whoa oh Black Betty wham ba lam!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 18:07, closed)
*manly internet backslapping*

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Thu 18 Sep 2014, 18:39, closed)


(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 18 Sep 2014, 22:32, closed)

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