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I'll level with you. I'm really freaked out by loose buttons. I'm fine while they're doing their job, but once they're free the evil bastards are a major threat to my life. Tell us what spooks you, and how you cope. Also: church bells, doner kebab salads, death.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 17:18)
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I have a fear of having to listen to endless ruminations on Scottish independence even after the votes were cast.
"It's SHITE being Scottish! We're the lowest of the low. The scum of the fucking Earth! The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some hate the English. I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are COLONIZED by wankers. Can't even find a decent culture to be colonized BY. We're ruled by effete arseholes. It's a SHITE state of affairs to be in, Tommy, and ALL the fresh air in the world won't make any fucking difference! "
(I helped save b3ta! Wanderer, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 9:11, 14 replies)
I detect upset. Go and fuck a viking.

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 9:31, closed)
He prefers mixed race children
b3ta.com/questions/lolbigots/post1874781
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:33, closed)

Que j'aime ta couleur café
C'est quand même fou l'effet
L'effet que ça fait
De te voir rouler
Ainsi des yeux et des hanches
Si tu fais comme le café
Rien qu'à m'énerver
Rien qu'à m'exciter
Ce soir la nuit sera blanche!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:42, closed)
I love a bit of Serge

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 12:01, closed)
he's easily in my top five Jews

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 12:21, closed)
tintin had incredibly racist overtones

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 20:15, closed)
he has some racist covert ones too ... you just can't see them

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 21:28, closed)
Best
cloth ever.
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 7:53, closed)
Haha, I too have seen The Full Monty.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 9:36, closed)
Full Monty?
And here I thought that came from Withnail and I.
(I helped save b3ta! Wanderer, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:26, closed)
Salmond's face was excellent this morning.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:00, closed)
Star Wars?

(Dr Doctor Can't you see I'm burning burning?, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:09, closed)
Don't be absurd,
it's Whisky Galore, innit?
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 12:14, closed)

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