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I'll level with you. I'm really freaked out by loose buttons. I'm fine while they're doing their job, but once they're free the evil bastards are a major threat to my life. Tell us what spooks you, and how you cope. Also: church bells, doner kebab salads, death.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 17:18)
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:( Missed all the excitement, anyone care to enlighten me as to the post that finally did it?

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 18:43, 56 replies)
Led to a banning, I mean.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 18:43, closed)
this one prolly
b3ta.com/questions/fearsandphobias/post2375975
(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 18:45, closed)
nah, my money's on a 5000px wide noelspin

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 19:06, closed)
strangest horse name ever

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 19:06, closed)
Who's been shitcanned this time?

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 18:50, closed)
that gay cunt shambollocks

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 18:55, closed)
Say it ain't so.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 18:56, closed)
this place will be dead on its arse etc etc etc

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 18:57, closed)
Careful now.
People have been banned for less.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 18:59, closed)
the mods are cunts

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 19:10, closed)
and they are all dog fingerers

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 3:02, closed)
it fucking will, over half of the stuff posted now is people crying on about him
they'll have nothing to talk about now
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 19:12, closed)
let's hope I come back under a super secret new account

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 19:32, closed)
with a full stop just to throw the mods off the scent

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 19:49, closed)
I'm like James. Bond. or sutin

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 19:59, closed)
The other half
Is him replying ^upset^
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 5:34, closed)
but now nobody will be able to look at his post count and work out how upset he was :(

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Thu 25 Sep 2014, 7:30, closed)
i take four minutes per post because I'm a remedial reader who types with a dobber

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 8:14, closed)
A bingo dobber
Or your penis? I think we should be told.
(Chickenwire social lubricator extraordinaire, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:18, closed)
everybody loves penis bingo

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:56, closed)
Bout fuckin time

(McChinaman banned, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 20:54, closed)
innit tho

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:01, closed)
I like how they've banned him for, presumably, posting Fathelme's address in his sig..
...but now they've banned him, it's on display forever.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 22:39, closed)
bit harsh ... that makes the Mod sound like a complete fucking idiot

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 22:50, closed)
Imagine the disk space they'd regain if they did a recursive rm of all Dr. Shambolic's posts.
In sheer volume alone they'd be able to save money by cutting back on their hosting plan...
(spl00sh!, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 6:56, closed)
Nearly as much as if they deleted all your accounts Rick?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 7:13, closed)
I'm pretty sure all the hardlinks in the "I'm an Autist who collates other users stories to try & belittle them and make me seem like a big fella" Archives
would probably free up a couple of gigs.
(spl00sh!, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 8:27, closed)
alright rob fairholme

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 8:02, closed)
oh fuck off, minor inconvenience that is ignore2.0
and the crybaby shitcunts like Ghettoblaster Yeti who use it
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Thu 25 Sep 2014, 7:32, closed)
Would I be correct in assuming that this is the appropriate time and place for this?

(spl00sh!, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 6:37, closed)
alright Fairholme

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 7:47, closed)
you forgot to use your wife's mobile number as the mouse over text

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 8:03, closed)
That sounds like a threat. Online.

(spl00sh!, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:08, closed)
alright Rob Fairholme

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:23, closed)
Are you saying that his wife's vagina looks like a crying, hairy-faced Downey Jr?

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:21, closed)
.
Well, I reckon Downey Jr looks like a vagina, so I could get behind this.
(Chickenwire social lubricator extraordinaire, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:23, closed)
I'm just saying that there's a good reason he used his daughter's picture for his creepy okcupid account rather than his wife

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:25, closed)
So how much money are you paying Rob to be allowed to keep posting?
Some mod banned you and I imagine there was some discussion considering your "presence" here. Yet here you are clearly using a sockpuppet account and still allowed to post?
My only rationale is that you've got deep pockets.

Good on ya.
(spl00sh!, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:32, closed)
I can't decide whether this is funny, or sad.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:48, closed)
funny for us
tragic for Rob Fairholme
(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:49, closed)
Column A, column B.

(spl00sh!, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:53, closed)
remember the last half dozen accounts of yours that I've had banned?
you really are a fucking slow learner
(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:50, closed)
You had somebody banned?
Fucking crybaby.
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:58, closed)
only when it was funny
it's not like anybody can be permanently banned now that the devs have left
(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:07, closed)
I think you'll find that the "mods" may not be on your side this time round.
Maybe I'm wrong...
(spl00sh!, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:59, closed)
you're wrong

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:01, closed)

^fingers mods bums^
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:03, closed)
they're so oily and lumpy

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:06, closed)
it's not about money...
...it's about the fact that the mods don't give a shit that the site has gone down the pan. Unless you're saying you've paid them too.
(Guy Debord cette mauvaise réputation..., Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:52, closed)
the mods couldn't do anything even if they cared
they only have fairly trivial power and the developers have all left to do sub-buzzfeed quizzes on usvth3m
(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:54, closed)
just as well b3ta isn't coded in a vulntastic language like PHP then
otherwise the devs fucking off elsewhere could be a problem
(Guy Debord cette mauvaise réputation..., Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:57, closed)
if only somebody had pointed out these vulnerabilities, openly exploited them, and given simple instructions on how to close them
like that so-called "Dr" Shambollocks did

numerous times

over several years
(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:03, closed)
I just found this
www2.b3ta.com/realistic-internet-simulator/

The "Games, Movies and Quizzes" link goes to b3ta.co.uk, which in turn says:

"We deal with issues relating to web reputation and frequently talk to people whose business or person has been harmed by online defamation, anonymous or not"
(Guy Debord cette mauvaise réputation..., Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:27, closed)
Says the person whose 11 year profile just got banned.

(spl00sh!, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:37, closed)
yerr ... i bet he's like totally gutted ... that must be incredibly valuable or sutin

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:51, closed)
4 eva in ar arts
With the angles now
(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:34, closed)

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