I've been holding off all day on this, but fuck it.
People who swear at their children. Why? If you want them to grow up to be model citizens, why treat them like shit from day one?
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 1 Mar 2012, 21:07, 10 replies)

One of my neighbours is exactly like this.
Walking my daughter to school in the snow a few years ago we caught up with said neighbour and his reception-age son (4 or 5 years old) and happened upon part of their conversation:

Son: "Dad, it's freezing!"
Dad: "It's alright for you, I've gotta walk back in the cunt yet"

Lovely.
(WillI'mNot logs in twice a year, every year, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 21:18, closed)

That's beautiful.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 21:43, closed)

I swear at other people's children.
Or swear near them. Best result was a 6 year old child getting off the cablecars at Alton Towers asking his mum what a cunt was. She probably pointed at me.
( Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 21:23, closed)

The best part
is when the parents then turn round and yell at the kids to "Stop faackin' swearin', ya caahnt!" when they repeat the words they've heard mummy and daddy use every day.
(Spectacular Biscuits, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 21:53, closed)

I saw almost exactly that exchange in a supermarket a while back.
I think the exact wording was, "Don't fucking swear at me, you little cunt."
( Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 12:21, closed)

I think it's really sweet
when something goes tits-up and my daughter says "Oh shi..."
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 1 Mar 2012, 21:57, closed)

Because kids are cunts?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 21:58, closed)

Kids aren't cunts.
We make them that way.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 1 Mar 2012, 22:56, closed)

The other day I overheard a woman calling her young daughter a 'shithead'
She wasn't even being a shithead. unless I've got the wrong end of the stick somehow
( Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 3:41, closed)

Tiny little girl walking past the office where I used to work a few years ago...
We were just wondering where her parents were when her mum shouted from up the street "For fuck's sake, will you fucking keep UP, you little cunt!"

I honestly don't think I'd ever been so shocked
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:22, closed)