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Onemunki says: We live in a world of genuine tragedy, starvation and terror. So, after hearing stories of cruise line passengers complaining at the air conditioning breaking down, what stories of sheer single-minded self-pity get your goat?

(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 12:00)
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I've been holding off all day on this, but fuck it.
People who swear at their children. Why? If you want them to grow up to be model citizens, why treat them like shit from day one?
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 21:07, 10 replies)
One of my neighbours is exactly like this.
Walking my daughter to school in the snow a few years ago we caught up with said neighbour and his reception-age son (4 or 5 years old) and happened upon part of their conversation:

Son: "Dad, it's freezing!"
Dad: "It's alright for you, I've gotta walk back in the cunt yet"

(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 21:18, closed)
That's beautiful.

(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 21:43, closed)
I swear at other people's children.
Or swear near them. Best result was a 6 year old child getting off the cablecars at Alton Towers asking his mum what a cunt was. She probably pointed at me.
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 21:23, closed)
The best part
is when the parents then turn round and yell at the kids to "Stop faackin' swearin', ya caahnt!" when they repeat the words they've heard mummy and daddy use every day.
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 21:53, closed)
I saw almost exactly that exchange in a supermarket a while back.
I think the exact wording was, "Don't fucking swear at me, you little cunt."
(, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 12:21, closed)
I think it's really sweet
when something goes tits-up and my daughter says "Oh shi..."
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 21:57, closed)
Because kids are cunts?

(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 21:58, closed)
Kids aren't cunts.
We make them that way.
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 22:56, closed)
The other day I overheard a woman calling her young daughter a 'shithead'
She wasn't even being a shithead. unless I've got the wrong end of the stick somehow
(, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 3:41, closed)
Tiny little girl walking past the office where I used to work a few years ago...
We were just wondering where her parents were when her mum shouted from up the street "For fuck's sake, will you fucking keep UP, you little cunt!"

I honestly don't think I'd ever been so shocked
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:22, closed)

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