Yes,
you are all individuals, with your non-conformist clothes that everyone wears, and your love of bands that no one has ever heard of except all your mates, but hey, you heard of them first, and your eyeliner, yeah, that sticks it to a System which picks on people daring to be different, and no one gets your humour except 100,000 other people on the Internet, and you're, like, totally against war and commercialism and mundanity because you care, unlike everyone else, and you wear Converse because you don't need to try and fit in.

Yeah, you're truly unique.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:20, 24 replies)

Hmmm...
Sounds like time for a "stab the life out of a bunch of morons" road-trip.
You're driving.
( Cawl, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:25, closed)

That's fine,
I can drive and stab at the same time if we slow down on the approach.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:27, closed)

Just you leave the stabbing to me.
You're welcome to run 'em down though.

I guess the plus side is we won't need to pack sandwiches.
I've been waiting for an excuse to indulge in a little cannibalism.

EDIT: Assuming those shit-bags actually count as people.
( Cawl, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:29, closed)

I had roadkill for Christmas dinner.
It wasn't human roadkill though.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:31, closed)

Ram-raiding a turkey farm doesn't count.

( Cawl, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:33, closed)

That's next Christmas dinner sorted.
Though I was thinking bigger. Maybe a deer?
Or a human.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:36, closed)

I'm thinking of starting
A Christmas Charity.

Feed-A-Hobo.

Thing is, there're lots of orphans, and at Christmas time we should think of them.
I know I'll have them on my mind as I carve them up into roastable chunks with a chainsaw, then feed 'em to tramps.
( Cawl, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:46, closed)

Er
Feed a hobo to what now?
(blueberrypossum wants to Jaffa your Cake, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:44, closed)

Is that a description of emos or hipsters?
I can't tell. But it's pretty accurate either way.

Also I like Converse. Not because I don't need to try and fit in, but because I like the pretty colours.
( chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 13:06, closed)

Well,
emos/hipsters/b3tans/elite indie rock types/anyone who considers themselves different.

(What is a hipster?)
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 13:08, closed)

A be-bop jazz beatnik on the outskirts of society
with a penchant for French literature and Gauloises fags.


You may have heard them referred to as 'twats'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 13:55, closed)

not anymore.
Hipster no longer refers to those people.
(Jewbacchus, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 9:01, closed)

hipsters
Big headphones, big hair, americal apparel, vice magazine, adults with skateboards, urban outfitters, fixed wheel bicycles, shoreditch, vinyl, leggings
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Sun 18 Jan 2009, 11:08, closed)

Fantastic!
It's funny because 'indie' means 'individual'.

*Click*
( Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 13:51, closed)

Really?
I always assumed it refered to the bands being on independant labels
( M o D, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 14:35, closed)

You're probably right,
but that's what I was told.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 14:53, closed)

Actually you were right,
Wikipedia told me so.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 0:11, closed)

Fuckin A!
The two questions I always remeber from secondary school: what football team do you support and what is your favourite band?

Answers: football is shit and I just listen to the radio. Pigeonhole me now, fucknut!
(frankspencer, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 14:11, closed)

The two questions I remember from secondary school are:
what the fuck are you looking at you four-eyed swot, and why don't you just fuck off?
:(
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 14:19, closed)

damnit
You preempted my rant in a frickin reply! Meh, I did it anyway.
(tweebianmonkey Should be known as Widget, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 14:38, closed)

Hey!
I wear converse, because they're comfy and I don't mind ruining them by plodging in rivers :]
(Vikingheadache, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 14:18, closed)

I wear Converse too
But they cost too damn much these days to ruin them by plodging in rivers.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:41, closed)

A good friend of mine
criticised me recently because I had common-esque shoes. She wears converse etc.
But for feck's sake I can only buy what I like and are for sale!
Erm, yeah. What I just said was relevant. You may go.
(tweebianmonkey Should be known as Widget, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 14:39, closed)

i did hear them first!
and i don't listen to them now because, like, they've totally sold out and i've been with them since the begining and their fans are now just people who don't really understaaaaand!

i hate my faux-individual music snob friends :)
(charlottebronte stalking through the moors, Sun 18 Jan 2009, 4:05, closed)