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Moon Monkey says: Turn into Jeremy Clarkson for a moment, and tell us about the things that are so obviously wrong with the world, and how they should be fixed. Extra points for ludicrous over-simplification, blatant mis-representation, and humourous knob-gags.

(, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:53)
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Make Vanilla Coke available to every country on Earth.
Even North Korea. Maybe then they'll stop chucking their toys out of the pram and chill the fuck out.
(, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:45, 18 replies)
vanilla coke is some nasty shit

(, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:48, closed)
You think so? I love it!

(, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:51, closed)
i hate vanilla
the smell is vile, it's like old melted ice cream coupled with baby sick.
(, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:52, closed)
Each to their own, I guess. :3 I don't see much wrong with it.

(, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:59, closed)
I like it, but have you noticed
...that the vanilla flavour fades quickly, so that after a few swigs it just tastes like coke?
(, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 14:03, closed)

True indeed.

Cherry coke however is the gift that keeps on giving. The bastard stuff keeps me belching for hours.
(, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 14:07, closed)
Cherry Coke's nice. It has the highest sugar content out of the main Coke line, too, so handy for all-nighters.

(, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 14:18, closed)
The diet cherry coke...
...has some weird kind of unnatural flavouring that tastes almost as if it has, at some point in the production process, been somewhere near an actual cherry.
For some reason, most of the big retailers have stopped stocking it, making the whole Coke range safe for cherryphobics again.
(, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:54, closed)
i don't drink it
the smell puts me right off. cherry coke is nice, though.
(, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 14:14, closed)
As much as I, too, would like to watch N.Korea try to
nuke the USA, it'd probably be a bad thing.
(, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 14:11, closed)
I loved it but...
Where are you getting yours? - We don't seem to stock it in any of the UK supermarkets these days.
(, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 14:53, closed)
It was discontinued in the UK in 2005.
He must be one of them forrins I've heard so much about.
(, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 15:55, closed)
It was discontinued cos everyone tried it and thought, "this tastes like crap," and never bought it again
However I miss Lime Coke in it's green bottles
(, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 6:09, closed)
Sorry for replying 2 days later
but there's a little stall in my local shopping centre that gets American drinks and candy; downside? One can costs £1.50.
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 13:02, closed)
I miss Vanilla Coke :(

(, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:39, closed)
Good grief
The last thing you want to do is give N.Korea vanilla coke, they'll take it the wrong way and think you are trying to poison them.
(, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 10:44, closed)
Bring Back Diet Vanilla Coke.
It was scrumptious and made my mouth dance through fields of flowers.
(, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:25, closed)



HTH.
(, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:55, closed)

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