
Moon Monkey says: Turn into Jeremy Clarkson for a moment, and tell us about the things that are so obviously wrong with the world, and how they should be fixed. Extra points for ludicrous over-simplification, blatant mis-representation, and humourous knob-gags.
( , Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:53)
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Even North Korea. Maybe then they'll stop chucking their toys out of the pram and chill the fuck out.
( , Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:45, 18 replies)

the smell is vile, it's like old melted ice cream coupled with baby sick.
( , Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:52, closed)

...that the vanilla flavour fades quickly, so that after a few swigs it just tastes like coke?
( , Thu 22 Sep 2011, 14:03, closed)

True indeed.
Cherry coke however is the gift that keeps on giving. The bastard stuff keeps me belching for hours.
( , Thu 22 Sep 2011, 14:07, closed)

( , Thu 22 Sep 2011, 14:18, closed)

...has some weird kind of unnatural flavouring that tastes almost as if it has, at some point in the production process, been somewhere near an actual cherry.
For some reason, most of the big retailers have stopped stocking it, making the whole Coke range safe for cherryphobics again.
( , Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:54, closed)

the smell puts me right off. cherry coke is nice, though.
( , Thu 22 Sep 2011, 14:14, closed)

nuke the USA, it'd probably be a bad thing.
( , Thu 22 Sep 2011, 14:11, closed)

Where are you getting yours? - We don't seem to stock it in any of the UK supermarkets these days.
( , Thu 22 Sep 2011, 14:53, closed)

He must be one of them forrins I've heard so much about.
( , Thu 22 Sep 2011, 15:55, closed)

However I miss Lime Coke in it's green bottles
( , Fri 23 Sep 2011, 6:09, closed)

but there's a little stall in my local shopping centre that gets American drinks and candy; downside? One can costs £1.50.
( , Sat 24 Sep 2011, 13:02, closed)

The last thing you want to do is give N.Korea vanilla coke, they'll take it the wrong way and think you are trying to poison them.
( , Fri 23 Sep 2011, 10:44, closed)

It was scrumptious and made my mouth dance through fields of flowers.
( , Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:25, closed)
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