B3TA fixes the worldMoon Monkey says: Turn into Jeremy Clarkson for a moment, and tell us about the things that are so obviously wrong with the world, and how they should be fixed. Extra points for ludicrous over-simplification, blatant mis-representation, and humourous knob-gags.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:53)
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Re-name knives to 'gay sticks' to stop knife crime.Ive been saying this via my board sig for years now, but seriously, what self respecting chav would want to be known as 'That one who carries those gay sticks 'round wiv im!" ??
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Victor Meldrew, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 14:39,
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...And... And...Put messages on 'fag' packets that say "Smoking makes you look camp" or "Smoking cigarettes is a substitute for fellatio you big poofter" or "Smoking makes you look retarded" or "Smoking makes your cock shrivel".
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"Look out! He's got a gay stick!""That's not a gay stick. *This* is a gay stick".
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oxymoron?'self respecting chav'?
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