
Moon Monkey says: Turn into Jeremy Clarkson for a moment, and tell us about the things that are so obviously wrong with the world, and how they should be fixed. Extra points for ludicrous over-simplification, blatant mis-representation, and humourous knob-gags.
( , Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:53)
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One year as a pedestrian before being allowed to ride a bike.
One years cycling before being allowed to ride a motorbike.
One years motorbiking compulsory before being allowed a car.
( , Thu 22 Sep 2011, 17:15, 4 replies)

Good plan, but swap motorbikes and cars round. The bikers I know who aren't crazed speed freaks, have permanent skidmarks in their pants from scaring themselves silly and then going paranoid.
( , Thu 22 Sep 2011, 17:34, closed)

My boy learnt to walk at two, do you really expect him to be driving a car by six ?
( , Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:53, closed)

sounds like a winner to me
( , Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:41, closed)
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