B3TA fixes the worldMoon Monkey says: Turn into Jeremy Clarkson for a moment, and tell us about the things that are so obviously wrong with the world, and how they should be fixed. Extra points for ludicrous over-simplification, blatant mis-representation, and humourous knob-gags.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:53)
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Anyone who gets to 18 and can't spell*...... will be made to resit secondary school. All six years of it. If you still can't spell by 24 and have no medical excuse - lack of a head for example - then you will be sent to live in Na h-Eileanan Siar where you will work as a school bus driver. You do not want 25 snotty, hungry and impatient kids from Harris sitting behind you while you roll out the "but I don't understand the road signs" excuse again.
* Chronic inability to spell would not be confused with the occasional typographical error which would be ecxused.
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writerblock ... embedding disabled by request on, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 19:59,
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Sent to....I'm already here(
Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:07,
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shit thats me fucked right up then (
fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:56,
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