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Moon Monkey says: Turn into Jeremy Clarkson for a moment, and tell us about the things that are so obviously wrong with the world, and how they should be fixed. Extra points for ludicrous over-simplification, blatant mis-representation, and humourous knob-gags.

(, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:53)
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Whatever
When I go out I just want to be able to have a conversation with people, without having to raise my voice. I don't want to have to put up with drunks starting fights or having to queue for half an hour to get into a place. And maybe have some games of pool or cards. Or a pub quiz.

What's wrong with that?
(, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:26, 1 reply)
Nothing at all wrong with that.
Just don't go to the places you've described.

Leave other people to it. No need to get rid of places like that.

I say ban nothing.
(, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:30, closed)
I think you miss the point of this qotw

(, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:32, closed)
No, you are.

(, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:32, closed)
No, the point of this qotw is not simply to specify things that you don't like and call for their removal.
It is to name and shame things which are wrong with the world and offer solutions to them.

You have done neither.
(, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:53, closed)
Ban nothing?
99.9999999999999% of an atom is empty space. Remove this, and you'll be 0.0000000000001% of your current height (0.00000000000018cm, for a 6-footer). You would then be unable to sit on the barstool in your overpriced meat-markets, and would most likely get trodden upon if you ventured towards the 'dance' floor. Presuming you didn't simply vanish through the floor, of course, as it wouldn't be designed to take your current weight in such a small package.

If it's not obvious by now - no, I didn't study physics at university.
(, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:14, closed)
I hadn't thought it through that far.
I'm so sorry.
(, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:19, closed)

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