What we need is a good war.
And I don't mean another one of those pissant conflicts in the middle east, I mean a good, proper war that pits one half of the world against the other.

Putting the economy on a war footing would give it a massive boost. Population pressures would be eased. Immigration issues would become a thing of the past as no bugger would be allowed anywhere. Problems with the youth gone because they'd all be off getting killed.

It would be even better if the conflict escalated to include the use of nuclear weapons. I've always wanted to live in a post-apocalyptic dystopia.
( argyleblanket The man on the roof works for me, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:42, 8 replies)

girls against boys?
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:52, closed)

Only if the only weapons allowed are dildos and the battlefield is drenched in vegetable oil.
( argyleblanket The man on the roof works for me, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:56, closed)

Post more - I'm nearly there.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 22:13, closed)

yeah
but who's winning?
(El Fandango carved a big EF onto his nemesis' doublet on .., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 0:00, closed)

What about transvestites? and transgendered people? which side are they on? Or do they have a third faction?
(MrHammerHands last checked the time on, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 0:10, closed)

They can be
the referees.
( argyleblanket The man on the roof works for me, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 7:48, closed)

Or Switzerland.
( argyleblanket The man on the roof works for me, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 7:48, closed)

post-apocalpytia? only if we get a decent control and inventory system, and worthwhile NPCs.
No patronising tutorials telling us how to breathe.

It really pisses me off when I'm out scavenging, and I end up doing random actions (like strafing left, then right, then crouching) because I can't remember how to jump over that ankle-height bit of rubble. That's also annoying in games.

Also, opponents are not to have an unlimited amount of ammo to fire at me (until they die, at which point they magically have only a handful of rounds left for me to yoink).

No-one is to try and help me win a firefight whilst armed with a rolling pin and wearing only underpants, simply because there's no speech option for me to say "Here, borrow my spare body armour, assault rifle, and hundreds of rounds".

Furthermore; fast travel please. This is to begin immediately, so we don't have to endure another minute on a noisy crowded slow bus or train.
(The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 9:17, closed)