B3TA fixes the world
Moon Monkey says: Turn into Jeremy Clarkson for a moment, and tell us about the things that are so obviously wrong with the world, and how they should be fixed. Extra points for ludicrous over-simplification, blatant mis-representation, and humourous knob-gags.
( , Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:53)
Moon Monkey says: Turn into Jeremy Clarkson for a moment, and tell us about the things that are so obviously wrong with the world, and how they should be fixed. Extra points for ludicrous over-simplification, blatant mis-representation, and humourous knob-gags.
( , Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:53)
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On films:
All DVDs should have the menu as the FIRST option, before the ads.
If I want to see what other films are available, I can look in the 'upcoming attractions' feature. If I'm feeling inclined to forget the law, a patronising advert with pirates in it is a daft deterrent.
Also, cinema films should all start on the exact second of the opening time. I paid money to spend two hours watching a movie! By the time we're through the adverts the popcorn has gone cold!
Last, stop pandering to the 'composers' and 'artists' who do crappy things (like unmade beds, upside-down urinals etc.) to 'provoke thought'. If you want to see the true beauty of our generation, look at films. Look at the costume design, look at the scenery and the CGI. Look at the character designs. Listen to the music. Saint-Saens, Britten and Stravinsky wrote film music; Barry, Trevor Jones and John Williams are still seen as 'niche' writers by so many. It should be treated as the artform it is, and not just 'commercial release'.
( , Fri 23 Sep 2011, 1:06, 1 reply)
All DVDs should have the menu as the FIRST option, before the ads.
If I want to see what other films are available, I can look in the 'upcoming attractions' feature. If I'm feeling inclined to forget the law, a patronising advert with pirates in it is a daft deterrent.
Also, cinema films should all start on the exact second of the opening time. I paid money to spend two hours watching a movie! By the time we're through the adverts the popcorn has gone cold!
Last, stop pandering to the 'composers' and 'artists' who do crappy things (like unmade beds, upside-down urinals etc.) to 'provoke thought'. If you want to see the true beauty of our generation, look at films. Look at the costume design, look at the scenery and the CGI. Look at the character designs. Listen to the music. Saint-Saens, Britten and Stravinsky wrote film music; Barry, Trevor Jones and John Williams are still seen as 'niche' writers by so many. It should be treated as the artform it is, and not just 'commercial release'.
( , Fri 23 Sep 2011, 1:06, 1 reply)
A click for the DVD thing...
...and a bill for my WASTED BLOODY TIME to the Disney corporation.
( , Sun 25 Sep 2011, 2:07, closed)
...and a bill for my WASTED BLOODY TIME to the Disney corporation.
( , Sun 25 Sep 2011, 2:07, closed)
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