Right Then!
Obesity.
On warm summer days it should be illegal to wear anything apart from a pair of tiny swimming trunks (skimpy bikini for the ladies) and a footwear. The fat wobblies amongst us will be shamed into getting thin. Obviously seats on public transport will need to be replaced with washable towelling covers.

Fashion is shit.
It shall be illegal to sell any item of clothing that advertises it’s makers name by way of a label, logo or pattern, apart from Speedos.

Society
Anyone who moans about something shall be held in custody until they have developed a workable, cost effective solution that is acceptable to the people. This includes driving, immigration, cyclists and ‘the unemployed’.
To aid cohesion, a Wednesday afternoon table tennis league will be run in all workplaces, schools and public institution. All shall attend.

Dogs
Dogs shall have floppy ears and be ‘a bit daft’.

Cats
Cat owners shall be obliged to spend Tuesday mornings crawling around on their hands and knees in neighbours gardens searching for shit. They shall carry the shit home in their pockets, or under a hat.

Social Services
Free anger management courses for short people.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 10:48, 4 replies)

I like all of this.
So have clicked.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:10, closed)

What about
if you have a cat that comes round to visit, and you feed it and play with it, but it's not actually your cat?
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:01, closed)

Your Tuesday mornings are safe

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:28, closed)

have a click
Genius
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:46, closed)

But my cats live indoors...
...they're not allowed outside so I have to clear up all their poo already. I don't want to touch other people's cat's poo. That's dirty. Like other peoples children.
(Nightviolet, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 21:12, closed)