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Moon Monkey says: Turn into Jeremy Clarkson for a moment, and tell us about the things that are so obviously wrong with the world, and how they should be fixed. Extra points for ludicrous over-simplification, blatant mis-representation, and humourous knob-gags.

(, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:53)
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Any adult who dresses up their pet to be shot.
Repeatedly.

In the face.
(, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:48, 10 replies)

I'm guessing that anyone who repeatedly dresses up their pet to be shot would benefit from "Pet shooting 101: Getting it right the first time"?
(, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:54, closed)
Agreed...
Apart from monkeys in Fezzes of course. That shit's hilarious.
(, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:56, closed)

And cats in those little bomber jackets intended for the build-a-bear shop merchandise.
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:57, closed)
You realise this will mean an end to Dogs in Snoods?

(, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:57, closed)
I hate skate videos anyway, no loss

(, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:30, closed)
Punctuation
motherfucker.
(, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:00, closed)
Kiss my swingers.

(, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:04, closed)
Likewise
Any adult who dresses up AS their pet should also be made to face the consequences.
(, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:31, closed)
no no no no no!

You were taught better than that.

First shot, kneecap - they aren't going anywhere now. Then, the rest of the joints of the body at 10 second intervals - they need the time to appreciate the pain.

Only then, and only if you're a humanitarian, do you shoot them in the face. Personally, I'd gut-shoot them and walk away.

Humph - kids of today. Always looking for the quick-fix....
(, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:47, closed)
Buckwheats...

(, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 14:11, closed)

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