B3TA fixes the worldMoon Monkey says: Turn into Jeremy Clarkson for a moment, and tell us about the things that are so obviously wrong with the world, and how they should be fixed. Extra points for ludicrous over-simplification, blatant mis-representation, and humourous knob-gags.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:53)
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All receipts to be printed on the same type and size of paper.Jesus fecking Christ.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:03,
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And the width of that paper should be the height of a standard wallet.(, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 16:05, closed)
I feel thatthe height of a standard wallet should be a unit of measurement. This applies also to the thickness of some cards and fliers.
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...and ban those receipts which have the slit cut so that the bottom half is hanging by the 2mm left between it and the rest of the receipt.
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And similarly...While I accept they cannot all be uniform height - a big Tesco shop of a hundred items is of course somewhat longer in length than a pint of milk and some bread - they should all be kept to minimum length. No huge swathes of vouchers nobody ever uses, no huge swathes of useless text, no second receipts for the credit card nonsense.
A nice simple 'shop name, address, contact number and your items listed as normal, done'.
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