B3TA fixes the worldMoon Monkey says: Turn into Jeremy Clarkson for a moment, and tell us about the things that are so obviously wrong with the world, and how they should be fixed. Extra points for ludicrous over-simplification, blatant mis-representation, and humourous knob-gags.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:53)
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make bendy buses......make a sound like an accordion every time they go round a corner.
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Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:42,
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i like this(, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:42, closed)
*clicks*I like this too.
*emails Boris*
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tell him to brush his hair too please. he looks a bloody mess.
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Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:45,
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That's okI quite like the sound of screaming mangled cyclist/pedestrian when they encroach six feet onto the corner pavement
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shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:46,
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someone must be able to mix these sounds together and release it as 'music'... in my day etc etc...
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Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:47,
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ha ha ha :D *votes ya what for next Mayor*I'm liking your thinking
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:51,
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While you're at itmake the doors on the Tube open with that Star Trek swooshy noise.
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.Yeti., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:54,
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And add an appropriate "Whooo-ooop! Whooo-ooop!" klaxon just before they close too(, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:55, closed)
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