More on sex
Following on from Turquoise Hexagon Sun's post:

Re-engineer humanity so that women are "in heat" for a few days each month. During that time, any man of fertile age would do.

So rather than all that mucking about with dating, you'd be walking down the street, when suddenly a woman would grab you, shag you senseless then wander off when she's done.

Think of how much simpler life would be for everyone!
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 16:59, 12 replies)

Dude,
Why just a few days each month?

Make it 25 days, we get every other weekend off to play golf.
(username failed moderation, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 17:00, closed)

oh sorry, I didn't realise I'd clicked on desperatevirgins.com

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 17:07, closed)

Looks like someone hasn't seen the funny side :-/

( Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 17:40, closed)

How does this make my life easier?
My wife's already constantly pregnant by strangers she's shagged in the street.
(electricteeth, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 17:59, closed)

Verging on the stupid
Women on the rag are far easier to get off with;

a) husbands / boyfriends will trust them to go out.
b) they are far more easily turned on, moist .A different chemical balance but will bow to Smash on this one.
c)They are far less inhibited due to the fact that their chuff is blocked, until they are so fucking pissed that they can't feel you take it out or just want you to slap it in there and deal with the sheets in the morning.

By the sounds of it you wouldn't get a sniff in your utopian environment.
(Suck it and Sea, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 19:22, closed)

different chemical balance, maybe
but it just makes some of us feel nasty, bloaty and angry. the only way we'd be attracted to men at a time like that is if they were made of chocolate.
about 3 days before, however, is a different story.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 19:55, closed)

And you STILL wouldn't be able to get laid.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 23 Sep 2011, 19:48, closed)

I thought that
is what already happens.
(dxg, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 21:41, closed)

It is for most of us.
Just not for the hideous unwashed virgins like moon monkey.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 23 Sep 2011, 23:17, closed)

So... you want all women to be mindless rapists?

(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 23:20, closed)

Wait, TWO things at once?

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 24 Sep 2011, 0:12, closed)

Fuck it, we may be mindless bitches on heat
but we retain our god-given right to multitask!
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 1:29, closed)