It's simple.
When "test subjects" on the Jeremy Kyle show are done, have them neutered/dissolved in a big vat of acid. This way, the gene pool will be cleaner, thus meaning shows like JK are canceled, and we can get back to putting on shows people give two shits about, and don't creep us out.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 13:05, 8 replies)

Jeremy Kyle
perpetuates and magnifies the problems frankly.

It's like walking into a pub and telling everyone to their face they have a 'drink problem' and they're a 'disgrace'.

The people who (misguidedly) agree to end up on that show are treated like shit and then shat out again. Kyle and the like really don't give a fuck.
(Monchberter Can't go wrong with Doom, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 13:36, closed)

Makes you wonder what causes the dregs to apply for that show, rather than get REAL help.
It's a mindset I'll never understand. I'm sure if you did have a drinking problem, or you think your child is someone elses, you wouldn't want millions of people to know.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 14:25, closed)

But you get on the TELLY.
Probably around 70% of the peasant underclass in Britain or the US would jump joyfully at the chance to appear on TV for any reason at all, even if it meant being dunked in sump oil and slowly lowered onto a rotating porcupine.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 14:43, closed)

Mm, fame is an irresponsible thing.
I imagine they apply for the show, thinking TV and movie companies will be on the phone to them for months after, yet they end up just looking like a pasty unemployed tit.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 15:36, closed)

Yippee ki-yay, pasty unemployed motherfucker.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 16:28, closed)

They probably don't know where to go for herlp, or can't afford it.
I'm not defending the heinous exploitation-fest that is Jeremy Kyle's show in any way. I do, however, doubt the many of the people appearing on it would know what type of help they required, or where to get it. Paternity tests look pretty expensive too, especially seeing as I imagine most people appearing on the show live from benefit cheque to benefit cheque counting every penny they have to spend on frozen pizzas, fags and "cider".
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 14:47, closed)

Ah, good old Jeremy..
Still documenting the day to day lives of the lower echelons of society.
(Vinnie Strokes Got bummed on, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 14:12, closed)

I would dearly love
To punch the patronising, smug, self important rectal wart that is Jeremy Kyle until my knuckles bleed.
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 16:27, closed)