B3TA fixes the worldMoon Monkey says: Turn into Jeremy Clarkson for a moment, and tell us about the things that are so obviously wrong with the world, and how they should be fixed. Extra points for ludicrous over-simplification, blatant mis-representation, and humourous knob-gags.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:53)
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People who chew with their mouth open, or slurp food/drinkWill be shot out of a cannon directly into the sun.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 5:28, 6 replies)
Tea drinkers are the worst for thisYes, I went there. You've JUST poured boiling water over a tea bag. Of course it's too hot to drink. Just let it fucking cool for ten minutes instead of slurping the top layer off it and making me cringe
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Olembe Refuses to write in this space, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 8:44,
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my toothless old grandad used to pour tea into his saucer if it was too hot and slurp it out of there. Always made me cringe.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 8:53, closed)
I'll put the kettle onThen we can discuss it over a nice cup of tea.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 11:08, closed)
Gets my vote.I had a housemate who could actually slurp kebabs. I had to leave the room when I knew he was about to eat.
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Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 18:12,
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My sweet LordThat sounds horrifying.
(, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 0:38, closed)
It was,the constant 'cough until it sounds like you're being sick' noises finished me off in the end, sometimes he could do that and the slurp simultaneously. Current housemate just breathes too loud.
Maybe I'm just not a people-person.
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Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 18:51,
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