B3TA fixes the worldMoon Monkey says: Turn into Jeremy Clarkson for a moment, and tell us about the things that are so obviously wrong with the world, and how they should be fixed. Extra points for ludicrous over-simplification, blatant mis-representation, and humourous knob-gags.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:53)
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Ban leggingsThis should have been done after the last time these vile things were in fashion. Why have they been allowed to come back?
And while I'm at it, hipster jeans/trousers can go as well. A woman's figure is part caused by bone position and part by fat. Stick a tight waistband on the hips and some of that fat goes up, and some of it down resulting in an unsightly ring of flab above the waist band that usually winds up on public display due to a top which is way too short.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 11:31, 5 replies)
This.Little girls can get away with leggings, as their basically the equivalent of jeans for boys, but teenagers/adults who insist on wearing them should have their ovaries punched out.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 12:07,
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ahemyou like little girls in leggings?
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ahem
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that you uncle lester?
(, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:54, closed)
Not my thing, really.I prefer little boys in jeans.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:08,
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Hear HearI've always found proper high waisted jeans sexier.
Like Alannah Miles Black Velvet
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uS870zCCAwM
(, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 12:20, closed)
...........I believe the lower fatty lump is referred to as a gunt.
Gut + Cunt = Gunt
(, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 19:17, closed)
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