B3TA fixes the world
Moon Monkey says: Turn into Jeremy Clarkson for a moment, and tell us about the things that are so obviously wrong with the world, and how they should be fixed. Extra points for ludicrous over-simplification, blatant mis-representation, and humourous knob-gags.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:53)
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Free Lesbians on prescription.
Just Imagine how much perkier we'd all feel if gorgeous lesbians were available (in matched pairs) on the National Health.
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Heurrgh The 'I don't do sigs' guy, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 20:18,
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They're lesbians, they wouldn't want to sleep with you.
No one would want to sleep with you.
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Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Mon 26 Sep 2011, 20:20,
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That's no bother
A floorshow is more than enough.
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ThatNiceMan thought he was being funny, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 21:06,
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Have you ever met a real lesbian?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 21:18,
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You called?
Big butch Beryl on the war path here! *snigger*
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Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 21:42,
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I take it all back.
*wanks like a demented chimp*
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 21:49,
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Watches with scientific curiosity
wonders what the weird milky white stuff is!
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Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:49,
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So, you've accepted that you'll never know the touch of another's loving hand?
Good for you.
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Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Tue 27 Sep 2011, 9:30,
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All lesbians like a bit of man action, and are really fit.
I've seen the documentaries.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 10:53,
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Agreed
They're probably just waiting to be cured...
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El Foxerino, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 8:03,
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Twin Cheeks?
They're not really twins, you know.
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Ghoti Fingers, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:42,
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