Don't be soft, have a fight
All international disputes should be solved by world leaders having a punch-up. No blades, no biting, no kicking people while they're on the ground, just one-on-one fistycuffs.

Greeks not paying their debts? Smack him Angela!
Spanish fishing in our waters? Not once Our Dave has give Jose a slap
Kashmir conflict? Take it to the pavement, Pratibha and Azif! last man standing can have the place.

The only flaw with this plan is that Putin will soon rule the world.
(ScousersPet, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 10:57, 8 replies)

That's why we need ex-SAS Paddy Ashdown as PM.
( jagwap, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 11:02, closed)

Even better than that.
He was in the SBS, who are even more secretive and deadly.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 11:39, closed)

Not once the changing political scene
meant we started electing MMA fighters to high office.

And Scottish people.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:03, closed)

Not sure about the latter
A Scot is nothing without a bottle.
( Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:21, closed)

Love this idea. Dick Cheney would keep his mouth shut, what with that heart condition. We would all be roundly trounces by Putin though..
(tyrellsOwl, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:42, closed)

Not with John Prescott on our side

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 14:13, closed)

First time someone clocks Putin his stitches will come out

( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 16:12, closed)

Pratibha Patil is the president
And presidents in India are nominal heads of the country- just like the Royal Family of Britain. It should be grand old Manmohan Singh who should step out to fist-fight the hell out of this one!
(aliantartic hasn't been spotted on the island since, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 20:31, closed)