B3TA fixes the world
Moon Monkey says: Turn into Jeremy Clarkson for a moment, and tell us about the things that are so obviously wrong with the world, and how they should be fixed. Extra points for ludicrous over-simplification, blatant mis-representation, and humourous knob-gags.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:53)
All policemen to be trained to do the Mr. Spock eyebrow and the Alan Rickman disapproving teacher voice.
Crime will be decimated in weeks.
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universalpsykopath loves what you've done with your hair., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:42,
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& the vulcan grip.
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Owza, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:06,
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Hahahaha I like this.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:35,
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For crowd control throw in a good Brian Blessed voice.
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Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:38,
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NOW WHAT'S ALL THIS THEN?
DISPERSE! OR I WILL BELLOW AT YOU A SECOND TIME!
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universalpsykopath loves what you've done with your hair., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:43,
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