Just one simple rule.
Anybody who thinks that quoting an advert for 'humourous' effect is in any way the sort of thing that a functioning member of society should do ought to be immediately executed without consultation or appeal.

I'll "should've gone to Specsavers" you, you cunt.

Simples...
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 14:57, 11 replies)

Thisannoysmeto.com

(Dwarfsmuggler Has hogtied Snow White, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 15:21, closed)

Some adds are actually funny these days, though.
Though I must admit, I'm not a sneery teenager obsessed with being alternative anymore.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 15:27, closed)

It's not actually the Ads that are the problem.
It's the people that then quote the ads as a substitute for having an ounce of wit or intelligence of their own. So we may as well just get rid of them, after all, every little helps.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 15:30, closed)

Yes, OK - fair enough.
This is not just cleansing ...
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 15:34, closed)

Funny thing is I really do feel like chicken tonight.

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 16:56, closed)

You!!!
You! You who have already posted!! I respected and assumed you would deal with this. Tits.

Look at the user name suckers!!

If he really meant this post, with that user name then he is a cunt in disguise as a vertical kebab with black jism.

Just thought I would mention that, but time for a brew .....
(Suck it and Sea, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 19:39, closed)

Did you just call me a 'you you'?

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 20:01, closed)

Reading your post has left me
wait for it...here it comes...


confused.com
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 21:25, closed)

But...
I'm not quoting an ads strapline for limited comical effect.

I am making a pun based on a processed wheat based product and a famous gospel singer for equally limited comical effect.

It's a subtle but distinct difference.

But I don't care if you give me abuse, I'm lovin' it.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 9:50, closed)

Good god, yes.
Anyone saying "I'm a bit confused dot com" deserves to be bent over and stuffed head-first up their own bumhole.

Also: Anyone who uses the phrase "Nyur-hur-hur! It's like in that advert!". Pack of bellends.
(costas, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 0:22, closed)

No sir, I don't like it.

(CactusZack Shaved his coin purse on, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 5:10, closed)