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Moon Monkey says: Turn into Jeremy Clarkson for a moment, and tell us about the things that are so obviously wrong with the world, and how they should be fixed. Extra points for ludicrous over-simplification, blatant mis-representation, and humourous knob-gags.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:53)
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Connect all gym equipment to the National Grid.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:08, 14 replies)
And get
shopping vouchers or discounts on rates in relation to how much you contribute.

Maybe there's a special prize like when you've generated 1.21gigawatts you get to drive a Delorean complete with time circuits and flux capacitor.
(ThatNiceMan thought he was being funny, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:12, closed)
From which direction?

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:14, closed)
North.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:19, closed)
Electrocute anyone who exercises!?
That's a bit extreme, fatty.
(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:48, closed)
Come on - gym bunnies are nearly as annoying as vegetarians in their smugness.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:01, closed)
As a veggie for over 20 years myself
I can only agree with this.
(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:04, closed)
I'm a veggie gym goer
Croissant?
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:10, closed)
I'm surprised vegetarians could have enough energy to go to the gym.

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:25, closed)
There's no carbohydrates in meat

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:32, closed)
I'm pretty sure they already are connected
What do you think powers the treadmills, magic?
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:08, closed)
You have a point
On a good day I output between 250-300 Watts when using my gym's step machine. That isn't enough juice to power the LCD TV display on the machine itself.

Which puts energy useage into perspective I suppose.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:13, closed)
Collectively I'm sure it would be worth it.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:29, closed)
I do like the idea of people in hamster wheels powering things

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:33, closed)
Get on the Concept II.
That'll sort your telly out.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:57, closed)

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