4) Forbid all 'origin stories' movies
5) Forbid all 'reboots' of superhero franchises (at least have a compulsory 10-year gap)
6) Make leading actors of bio-pics resemble the person in question at least 60% (and not just get Denzel Washington and Morgan Freeman to play every famous black man)
7) Horror movie franchises that hit cinemas every halloween must not be allowed to have more than 1 sequel (No more SAW 71 or Paranormal Activity 25)
8) There should be a '3D Movie Approval Board' on the lines of the Soviet State-controlled Cinema Body that decides which films really deserve to be shot on/ converted in post to 3D.
(aliantartic hasn't been spotted on the island since, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 20:23, 3 replies)

If it bothers you that much, you could just not watch them.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 20:24, closed)

Hackneyed answer is hackneyed.

( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 20:35, closed)

You still agree with me, admit it.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 21:10, closed)

You have a point

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:21, closed)

If it bothers you that much, you could just not reply

(aliantartic hasn't been spotted on the island since, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 20:35, closed)

That will never happen

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 20:39, closed)

I vehemently disagree with all of these,
except maybe number 7.
(idle insomniac enjoys listening to Sigur Rós at stupid hours, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:40, closed)

Number 8
No need, just the ritual public disembowelling of any producer who authorises the post-production conversion of a 2D film to 3D. The modern 3D process is fine when it's used from the outset, or at least it will be once it's mundane enough for directors not to try and poke your eye out all the time.
( shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 11:59, closed)