Human bums
would be a lot cleaner if we squatted as nature intended. I'm sure if you wiped your dog's bum after it shat you'd still get residue, else they wouldn't bother noshing on their ring pieces so much.
(sailorspoon started wiping his own arse from, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 2:02, 1 reply)

poops post surgery
I concurr re squatting.

I had surgery recently... and, well. To make a long story very short: if you tie three babywipes into well, I suppose you should invision they way prisoners on telly tie sheets to escape. Thus you have a long piece of baby-wipe with knots at the 1/3 and 2/3 marks. And you take one end in the front and draw the other to the back, and well. You get pretty damned clean, and the whole lot is flushable and you get to avoid having to have nurses wiping your bumbum for you. Butt floss wtf.

Edit: would this work as well for men?
(Odinsdottir wants to tell you about her cats, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 9:56, closed)