
Moon Monkey says: Turn into Jeremy Clarkson for a moment, and tell us about the things that are so obviously wrong with the world, and how they should be fixed. Extra points for ludicrous over-simplification, blatant mis-representation, and humourous knob-gags.
( , Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:53)
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Nowt worse than waking up, wrapped in the bottom sheet cause it's pinged off the corner in the night and is now a crumpled, uncomfortable mound in the middle of the bed - Mattress toppers should me made of softer material as well, incase the first fix fails.
gah
( , Thu 29 Sep 2011, 9:59, 8 replies)

I will vote for you. Also can you make a section of the duvet cover that is not on the feet or pillow and does not centre on the exact mathematical centre of the bed so that the cat can sleep on that bit too? Cheers!
X
( , Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:31, closed)

with cats and talking to the pictures of people, that I secretly take when traveling on the bus to see my therapist...
( , Thu 29 Sep 2011, 11:43, closed)

Take of your glasses and let down you hair: voila, you're Jennifer Aniston.
( , Thu 29 Sep 2011, 11:52, closed)

So you could stop them doing this. The trouble was that they took about an hour to put them on the mattress, which was frankly a pain in the arse.
( , Thu 29 Sep 2011, 11:44, closed)

you should use flat sheets. Instead of being held by a little elastic at the corners these are instead held all round by the weight of the mattress and occupants. Fair enough they may need adjusted but they wont ping up around you as a fitted sheet.
Ansd anyway fitted sheets should only be bought by the lower classes, anyone with any decency wouldnt use them .
( , Thu 29 Sep 2011, 11:48, closed)

to attach to the opposing corners to prevent this. Mind you this was thirty years ago.
( , Thu 29 Sep 2011, 11:49, closed)
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