Bed Sheets that stay on!
Nowt worse than waking up, wrapped in the bottom sheet cause it's pinged off the corner in the night and is now a crumpled, uncomfortable mound in the middle of the bed - Mattress toppers should me made of softer material as well, incase the first fix fails.

gah
(TheManofScience, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 9:59, 8 replies)

If you invent this or make it law so that this has to happen...
I will vote for you. Also can you make a section of the duvet cover that is not on the feet or pillow and does not centre on the exact mathematical centre of the bed so that the cat can sleep on that bit too? Cheers!
X
( Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:31, closed)

Crazy cat lady
is lonely.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:37, closed)

One is never lonely
with cats and talking to the pictures of people, that I secretly take when traveling on the bus to see my therapist...
( Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 11:43, closed)

If this isn't the plot to a romcom, I'll eat my hat.
Take of your glasses and let down you hair: voila, you're Jennifer Aniston.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 11:52, closed)

I'm on my way
to Dragon's Den; zippable bedsheets!
(ThatNiceMan thought he was being funny, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:33, closed)

Some older fitted sheets came with ties at the edges
So you could stop them doing this. The trouble was that they took about an hour to put them on the mattress, which was frankly a pain in the arse.
( shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 11:44, closed)

instead of fitted sheets
you should use flat sheets. Instead of being held by a little elastic at the corners these are instead held all round by the weight of the mattress and occupants. Fair enough they may need adjusted but they wont ping up around you as a fitted sheet.
Ansd anyway fitted sheets should only be bought by the lower classes, anyone with any decency wouldnt use them .
(little lord muthafuckin fauntleroy, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 11:48, closed)

You used to get big bits of elastic with clamps at the end
to attach to the opposing corners to prevent this. Mind you this was thirty years ago.
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Thu 29 Sep 2011, 11:49, closed)