last night i followed up a few lovely jars of cider with a dozen oysters
it tasted as wrong as it sounds...
( zulu eh?, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 12:35, 8 replies)

I always thought oysters tasted like minge.
So alcohol always a must before hand.
(Shamelesspendant Better dead then smeg., Wed 3 Jul 2013, 12:57, closed)

Not white spirits though, it'll make you spew.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 13:15, closed)

I hope this doesn't come as too much of a surprise but you're a homosexual.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 13:39, closed)

I must remember to tell my fiancée.
She'll probably be overjoyed.
(Shamelesspendant Better dead then smeg., Wed 3 Jul 2013, 13:44, closed)

Ah! A female homosexual.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 3 Jul 2013, 13:51, closed)

That you need to be drunk to go near her vagina?
You'd probably be better just telling her you're a poofter.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 13:53, closed)

I've always thought that they look like big lumps of jizz and that anyone who was willing to put them in their mouth must love the cock.

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 14:17, closed)

I've lost count of the number of times I tried to like oysters.
Raw, grilled, baked, ground up amd fried; fucking awful every one.

I tried so hard to enjoy the gritty snotty lumps of mucus , then tried again as the mother in law flew in from France with some as a special treat but nothing now shall persuade me to try again.
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 14:07, closed)