My friend Tim
told me that he was once masturbating furiously when he endured a sudden coughing fit.

He managed to ejaculate into his own mouth, and the shock of it caused him to swallow.

We asked him what it tasted of and he said "like batteries and red bull".
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 10:29, 11 replies)

"Sudden coughing fit"
That's almost as believable an excuse as the "slipped getting out of the shower and accidentally sat on the hoover/a lightbulb/my wife's dildo" stories.
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 10:38, closed)

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It would surely be more impressive if he had done it on purpose!
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 11:02, closed)

tomato ketchup
is the most popular one just now

..apparently..
(babyjak, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:17, closed)

That was you
wasn't it?
(magic the cat will someone please think of the kittens, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 10:46, closed)

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splutter
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 11:02, closed)

"you asked him what it tasted like"
All men have tasted it, surely?
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 16:29, closed)

nope

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 16:30, closed)

So you've never kissed a girl post-blowjob?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:17, closed)

.
No. Have you ever curiously savoured a poop nugget? Of course not.
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 16:31, closed)

Coughed?
Bollocks, he was on his back, legs over his head, desperately trying to fire some man-muck down his expectant gob. He wanted to share the story, to see if it turned you on a little, but couldn't quite bring himself to reveal all the gory details.

And obviously by "he", "his" and "himself", I mean "you", "yours" and "yourself"
(Go on , touch it, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 16:58, closed)

Ha ha ha
Quality retort.
(grazer is sick of looking at houses, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:43, closed)