I was on holiday
In Portugal, and I found a kid wandering around by the side of the road.

There was nobody around, (and, hell, who'd miss a kid with a creepy eye anyway) so I rammed a tyre iron through her skull and shoved her in the boot.

I took her back to the hotel I was staying in, and chopped her into pieces and flushed each one down the toilet.
( Cawl, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 14:38, 14 replies)

You wouldn't like it if someone did that to you

(i should have joined myspace, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 14:40, closed)

You're right.
But they haven't done yet.
Plus I'm the one with the knife :)
( Cawl, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 14:41, closed)

It's disturbing...
...that having come up with the story concept just how much thought you've given to the method of how you'd do it.
(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 14:49, closed)

You obviously
don't know Kaol very well, do you?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:13, closed)

Does this mean
I can post My Eccentricity is that I post answers to QOTW a week late?
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 14:54, closed)

Certainly.
I would have, if I'd've thought of it!
( Cawl, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 14:58, closed)

Ace!
Ta muchly!
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 15:04, closed)

crude and slow clansman...
to dispose of a body properly with no dna trace forget feeding to pigs or woochippers - teeth and bone fragments scattered around like a madmans shite

what you must do is roll the remains in chickenwire while placing heavy weights in the folds. then simply twist the ends like a big bloody christmas cracker then get a surly portugese trawlerman to drop the lot in the atlantic

NEVER SEEN AGAIN
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 14:55, closed)

I know spimf, believe me, I know
That's why this story is a Work Of Fiction^TM.
Sea-creatures are our friends :D
( Cawl, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 14:57, closed)

thats concerning
so whos little blonde haired and manky eyed child did I rape, dismember and eat over the space of a long weekend while in Portugal?
(Halfy By light alone, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 15:13, closed)

David and Victoria Beckhams, hopefully
( Stu71 ....bad money dies, I love the scene, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 15:20, closed)

Heh
Good thing no-one's noticed yet. :)
(idle insomniac enjoys listening to Sigur Rós at stupid hours, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 17:44, closed)

will never get old
ever.

clickz
( Sextant goes to him is emotionally erect, on this day, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 11:45, closed)

I like the
matter-of-fact way you describe it. *click*
( chart cat has an itch, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 3:18, closed)