Couple of Jehovahs came round the other day
I was in the middle of something, so invited them into the kitchen without really thinking.

"Sorry, be with you in a minute" I said, and carried on stuffing the washing machine full of grundies and socks, before finishing the dishes.

"Tea"? I asked. "Or you could have coffee".

Tea it was.

"There", I said, placing the mugs on the table. "Sugar"?

They nodded, and I passed them the sugar bowl.

"Now then", said I, "What can I do for you"?

There was a slightly embarrassed pause as they looked at each other. Then one of them spoke.

"Erm, we're not sure. We've never got this far before".

Thank you very much. Pier. Etc.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 20:56, 7 replies)

You
Pinched this from black books and I claim my prize...

(specifically the first episode which has now been removed from youtube, boo.)
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 21:06, closed)

Damn!
You beat me to it.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 21:11, closed)

A classic episode
Might have to pop in the DVD right now just for a laugh.
(louveciennes , Volvospotter, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 22:14, closed)

Actually
I got it from Terry Wogan. But who's quibbling?

:D
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 21:24, closed)

bindun
Bored in the summer hols when a couple of Mormons called round. I invited them in and thy were pretty lost for words.

They didn't know where to start.

HAH take THAT religion
( Jinxy13 is hating the S key, right about now., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 22:59, closed)

Hello
We've come to talk to you about JAY-sus
(chili_kitten Cheese, peas and honey bees, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 9:48, closed)

:-) Hooray!
For being nice at people, and Black Books..
(Beer Elf Thought this was like a campfire, anyhow, on, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 14:45, closed)