I'm not religious now
But up untill I was 14 I was.

I've read the bible, both old and new testements, and now I sincerely believe that it is a good set of guidelines for people to live their live to.

If people did then the world would be a happier place.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:51, 10 replies)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humanism

Religion without all the religious bits.
(username1, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 14:08, closed)

And
Your post would be much less funny if you'd used a spell checker.

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 14:27, closed)

Hehe.
Testements.
(Angie the Redneck Wonder, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:27, closed)

There's rather a lot
of sex and violence in the OT though, isn't there?
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 15:28, closed)

Yup
vengeance-a-go-go
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 16:12, closed)

er
wars started in name of religion, anyone?

and that's people supposedly following orders from above!
(zenmeban thinks the weather could be better, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:54, closed)

In a previous post of yours, you say
'I myself am a non-believer, never have been never will'

Never apart from up to the age of 14, yeah?

Or are you what used to be termed a 'chinchilla', a 'Jimmy Hiller', a 'Billy Bullshit' etc etc?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 16:22, closed)

Really?
Death to adulterers and benders
A much more happy world engenders

?
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:46, closed)

Sensible policies for a happier Britain.
Don't eat prawns or you'll be out on your ear for a week. (Leviticus)

Don't make fun of baldies or we'll set the bears on you. (Job)

Hate your mother and father if you are to follow Jesus. (Jesus)

If your children are insolent, stone them to death. (Leviticus again - it's a hoot)

Women are defective, misbegotten, wicked, sinful, submissive, rape-worthy, unclean, and should just shut up. (All over the place)

Hmmm. Not sure...
( Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 18:32, closed)

You should write
the summary for the back cover.
(the_riviera_kid , anyone fancy making me a brew?, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:27, closed)